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[RAM]

So tell us about your plant, I am not familiar with your usage of the term.

[WillowLuman]

(Sorry I didn't get to all the posts, update was mostly written and then I had a delay in posting, so it was hard to add them in)

What's that thing behind the glass to the right?

Oh, ILSEI says the things in the glass cabinets are for emergencies. But she also says it's her job to worry about those, so I shouldn't.

I suspect that if you were in our position, you would be no less chatty. Like it or not, from our perspective we came into existance mere moments ago with no knowledge and our only ability to act at all is through communicating with you. I sincerely apologize for the inconvienience, but I hope you understand.

Okay. Fair enough. But can you try not to all be so loud at once? I can "hear" you just fine without... whatever that was..

...Odd topics aside, I wonder what the surprise is! Let's go find out.

Yes!








"Happy Birthday, 'Laria"

[OceanSoul]

It's your day, Laria. Don't let us, whoever we are, interfere.
(Smell the cake for poison. If smells safe, start with a small nibble, and savor it.

[TankKit]

Shove your face into the pois-I mean delicous birthday cake!

[TheBiggerFish]

*sigh*

I apologize for the...Religiously fervent suspicion of the AI some of my compatriots have undertaken.  It's a bit memetic.

Happy birthday, by the way.

...I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DEPLOY THE IMAGE IN A FORUM GAME?!?!  YISSSS

Sorry.  The memes are getting away with me too.  But different ones.

Spoiler: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM BAY12FORUMS (click to show/hide)

[AoshimaMichio]

Eat, but eat in moderation. Enjoy, but do not indulge.

[RAM]

*Chases the readers away with a mop*
Just let them enjoy their first birthday. This is probably the last happy delusion they will have before everything goes bad. Yes, the cake will be poisoned, but it will still be delicious enough to remember after a respawn. Yes, the present explodes, but presents are meant to be a surprise! And I really doubt that the A.I. is sadistic enough to spray super-heated water into the room after going to the effort of setting all this up before the cake has even been et.

[Happy Demon]

Happy cakeday, now blow out the candles. Don't pay heed that according to the candles, you're 12 years old.

Also, make sure to get a plate.

[Dermonster]

Candle wish! Candle wish!

[Puppyguard]

Blow out the candles and wish for something!
Oh yeah and don't eat too much cake.

[Sir Knight]

Allow the speech of the brainpeople to become a gentle susurrus of sound in the back of your mind, guiding your actions subtly as the wind, without your having to be distracted or confused by direct interaction.

Oh yeah, troublemaker here.

[TheBiggerFish]

Allow the speech of the brainpeople to become a gentle susurrus of sound in the back of your mind, guiding your actions subtly as the wind, without your having to be distracted or confused by direct interaction.

Oh yeah, troublemaker here.

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[MoonyTheHuman]

Happy birthday! Not all of us trust ISLEI, and honestly, I kinda don't either. The cake reminds me of something... is that a Red Forest cake? If so, back away, this could be bad

[TopHat]

PTW.

Not sure who else has thought of this, but the presence of what I assume are hydroponics and the shape of the corridor makes me think we're on a space station of some sort.

[TheBiggerFish]

Happy birthday! Not all of us trust ISLEI, and honestly, I kinda don't either. The cake reminds me of something... is that a Red Forest cake? If so, back away, this could be bad

No, it isn't.  The cake (the one this guy is thinking of that is) was a Black Forest cake, and that cake doesn't look like this cake anyway.

By the way, is there anything different about this compared to normal talking?