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[Puppyguard]

PTW.

Not sure who else has thought of this, but the presence of what I assume are hydroponics and the shape of the corridor makes me think we're on a space station of some sort.

We are most certainly on a high-tech base of sorts, but where is a mystery.

[WillowLuman]

(Deepest apologies! I'm slipping back into the pits, and must try to arrest my descent. I'll try to update this tomorrow)

[WillowLuman]

(Argh I remember what delayed me in the first place. Computer reset and file damage. Consequently I think there's an error somewhere, probably I'll discover it as I write this)

It's your day, Laria. Don't let us, whoever we are, interfere.
(Smell the cake for poison. If smells safe, start with a small nibble, and savor it.

*sigh*

I apologize for the...Religiously fervent suspicion of the AI some of my compatriots have undertaken.  It's a bit memetic.

Happy birthday, by the way.

...I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DEPLOY THE IMAGE IN A FORUM GAME?!?!  YISSSS

Sorry.  The memes are getting away with me too.  But different ones.

Spoiler: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM BAY12FORUMS (click to show/hide)

Thanks! Well, you're still being a bit... weird... but thanks! _{Um... I'll have to ask about... whatever that thing is later, too...}

Blow out the candles and wish for something!

Candle wish! Candle wish!

Happy cakeday, now blow out the candles. Don't pay heed that according to the candles, you're 12 years old.

Okay!

...



I wish to see what's Outside...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Eat, but eat in moderation. Enjoy, but do not indulge.

Oh yeah and don't eat too much cake.

Well, okay, but it looks really delicious!

Also, make sure to get a plate.

Oh!



"Hey ILSEI, um, may I have a plate?"

"Oh yes. Of course."

Happy birthday! Not all of us trust ISLEI, and honestly, I kinda don't either. The cake reminds me of something... is that a Red Forest cake? If so, back away, this could be bad

No, it isn't.  The cake (the one this guy is thinking of that is) was a Black Forest cake, and that cake doesn't look like this cake anyway.

By the way, is there anything different about this compared to normal talking?

It's kind of... loud? For lack of a better word? When you all do it at once it's all disorienting.



"Thank you, ILSEI!"



"Of course. I do hope you enjoy. 'Laria..."



[music]

"Today is your twelfth birthday, ..."

Mmm! It tastes like such a wonderful mix! Yam, strawberry, choc, coco... so many good flavors!



"And... twelve is a very important age."



"I just wanted to ask, dear... how are you feeling today?"

[Puppyguard]

((Aw man that sucks... I hope you can fix it! I want to see more of this awesome ISG!))

I wonder the AI is asking how we're feeling? I mean it's not like there's voices in our hea- oh wait.

ANYWAY... Let's- WAIT. Where the heck did that plate giving machine come from? It wasn't there when you extinguished the candles on the cake...
Suspicious... And the AI is asking how we're feeling. Well, we're hallucinating plate giving machines not being there, so something is up.
TOXIC GAS! Put richard over your face to keep yourself from suffocating! and it'll look cool so why not.

[RAM]

Your plant does feel a little itchy, don't you think?

[Dermonster]

A good description would probably be 'Happy, but inexplicably crowded.'

[Sir Knight]

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Am I not using the Dropbox link correctly, or is the music file unavailable?

[MoonyTheHuman]

a tealy glow from me may be less loud?
Im moony. We're sorry about being so loud.
I'm surprised you can hear us, however. And that you can see images we send...
#include <iostream>

int main() {
  cout << "Hello, World!" << endl;
}
Happy birthday.

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh good grief. Can all of you other people stop being paranoid?  This is not a GLaDOS situation.

...Hmm.  So URLs are 'loud'.  That's interesting.

I'm tempted to speculate but honestly I'm not at full operational capacity right now.

[OceanSoul]

Is it just me, or did she lick the knife?

[Imic]

Well, as a professional head - voice, I think that we should all intro duce ourselves. I am Imic. Hang on, did it just hpget kind of ... Eerie? In here? Is that just me?

[TheBiggerFish]

If we're doing introductions, to all of these people I'm known as TheBiggerFish, TBF or Fish for short.

[endlessblaze]

"I am endlessblaze

[RAM]

Puppyguard here!

[Puppyguard]

"Ah yes and I am RAM."