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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 2 gets cancelled!  (Read 25975 times)

Haspen

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SPAMKINGDOM 2 gets cancelled!
« on: February 13, 2017, 02:13:36 pm »

Go here for the first one.

You guys have to fill out this:

Name: this guy will be known as 'name the First'.
Name's trait: Martial, Charismatic, Wise, Healthy, Lucky
Kingdoom's boon: Happiness, Population, Economy, Army/Navy

And that's all. Rapid-fire updates to the status of the kingdom, Name, and Name's sooner or later coming (most probably sooner, and under very tragic circumstances) descendants: promised!



The List of Kings of Duria:
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« Last Edit: March 03, 2017, 02:21:53 pm by Haspen »
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2017, 02:16:43 pm »

Name: Caderyn
Trait: Lucky
Boon: Population
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2017, 02:19:45 pm »

Name: Mardane
Trait: martial
Boon: economy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2017, 02:21:00 pm »

Name: Prince Wynarn the First
Trait: Martial
Boon: Army/Navy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2017, 02:23:22 pm »

Haspeenus
Lucky
Military
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2017, 02:23:40 pm »

Name: Vegemite
Characteristic: Charisma
Boon: ECONOMY!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2017, 02:32:36 pm »

Name: Vashmet
Trait: Lucky
Boon: Army/Navy
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2017, 02:34:04 pm »

Wheee!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2017, 02:37:28 pm »

Name: Prince Wynarn the First
Trait: Martial
Boon: Army/Navy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2017, 02:40:18 pm »

Name: Elliot
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2017, 02:54:22 pm »

Name: Invidin
Trait: Lucky
Boon: Military
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2017, 02:56:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2!
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2017, 03:18:49 pm »

Name: Prince Wynarn the First
Trait: Martial
Boon: Army/Navy
+1
+1

And we've got a winner!

520 DC*

You are Wynarn, and you along with some of your colleagues just overthrown the evil tyrant Erdan! The other conspirators have choosen you as the new King of Duria!

The Advisor brings you the fabled Scrolls of Kingdom Status:

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army/Navy: 6/Medium

You're not sure what all these mean and the Advisor is just talking and talking nonsense about them so let's move on!

520 DC, Spring

The Priests of the Sahk wish to annoint you!

This is an important ceremony in which you will be annointed as the Worthy of Sahk, the first King of Duria, who, as everyone knows, was the best warrior, king and poet.

As the Way of Sahk in recent decades has been slowly abandoned in the favor of western Tannerism, following through annointment would paint as a traditionalist and Durian at heart.

A) Fine, let's be oiled a bit on the face.
B) Nah, let's not get involved with clergy and religion.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2017, 03:22:46 pm »

B.

Lets see what happes if we're anti-religion, eh?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2017, 03:22:57 pm »

B
Why not.
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