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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2017, 04:19:11 pm »

You decide to appease the oracles and pour lots of gold and silver upon the altars of Sahk.

520 AD, Mid-Autumn

You've received a marriage proposal!

A wealthy and high-ranking member of the Merchant's Guild, Tohakan Yall, is offering his eldest daughter Zira as your bride!

The Merchant's Guild is the largest of the Four Guilds of Duria, therefore such a marriage wouldn't bring you any shame at all.

A) Fine, this could potentially bring us closer with the Guild and maybe even provide some valuable connections with its members.
B) Nah, a bride form one of the Durian noble families would be much more preferable than one from a mere merchant's family.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2017, 04:19:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2017, 04:20:19 pm »

Hooray! More Spamkingdom.

Anyway. To go along with our naval superiority, we should embrace mercantile superiority as well. Good navy+Good merchants=Much wealth.

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« Last Edit: February 13, 2017, 04:22:37 pm by NUKE9.13 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2017, 04:20:40 pm »

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We can't afford to piss anyone off, and if we have no children, we're screwed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2017, 04:23:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2017, 04:24:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2017, 04:31:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2017, 04:34:23 pm »

You decide to take Zira as your wife!

Next week you marry the girl in a standard Sahk ceremony; you kill a goat, your wife cuts its belly open, and then together, for the first time ever, you roast its innards before consuming them before the Statue of Sahk, and then everyone partakes in the grand feast of various roasted and fried and cooked meats and vegetable dishes.

Zira is the woman of natural Durian beauty; peachy skin, thick hips and large breasts. Truly a beauty one cannot complain about.

520 DC, Winter

The King of the Nestel Archipelago demands the return of Toldya island!

Toldya island is the largest and closest of the Nestel islands, just a day of sailing away from the Durian shores, and was captured by the Durian forces thirty or so years ago. Since then, the Nestel Kings oftne send trade offers, demands or just plain good ol' invasion forces in hopes of taking it back (they haven't succeeded so far).

Nestel is a very profitable island to have, with fertile meadows in the north and ore-bearing rocks in its south, and Merchant's guild currently gets lots of profits from it.

A) It's ours! Shoo away with him!
B) Make it a trade offer and I juuuust might consider it.
C) Let's make peace, not war, and give it away back to its original owners.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #53 on: February 13, 2017, 04:35:50 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2017, 04:37:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2017, 04:42:38 pm »

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2017, 04:44:16 pm »

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Good thing we have an army/navy focus.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2017, 04:47:28 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2017, 04:49:30 pm »

A. Off with ye gits, you lost that fairly in a war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #58 on: February 13, 2017, 04:52:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« Reply #59 on: February 13, 2017, 04:52:33 pm »

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Lets not appease anyone trying to claim our lands.
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