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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfucking Boat
« Reply #615 on: May 16, 2017, 03:33:41 am »

Through his mirrored visor, Minato could see it prepare to slash him. He smirks, a plan quickly coming together as his eyes flit around, processing everything he needed.

Big mistake. Very big mistake.

For it, that is.
"Exactly where I wanted you to be! Dai-Henshin!"
Minato grunts as his free hand drifts to his belt quickly, pulling the lever once more.
"Limiter Off."

A golden energy begins to course along his body as the leylines beneath the store supply him with more energy than explicitly necessary. True, Minato would probably hurt a little from being exposed to the energies of the leylines directly....

....but then he remembered the torn maid costume and immediately steeled his resolve. The extra boost of speed would buy him a few seconds, possibly boosted by the element of surprise. Those seconds would be enough.

He whirls around quickly and kicks a nearby display case at the Mononoke, forcing it to dodge away from the obstacle to avoid being hit.  Wherever it dodges, he immediately rushes it while it's open with a roar, summoning another sword- it didn't matter which- into his free hand!
"Eat THIS!"
The boy then impales the Mononoke with both swords, imploding both swords to seal the deal!
Dai-Henshin, then kick a case at the Mononoke while rushing at it, changing course to charge it where it dodges, summon another sword and then stab the Mononoke before detonating both swords to damage it further and finish it off!
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfucking Boat
« Reply #616 on: May 20, 2017, 02:22:52 am »

Well, given how well the beam had turned her outfit into the kind of thing that wouldn't kill her of embarrassment to be wearing, Faith's mind had turned away from clothing and back fully towards fighting... so it would take a little while before she realized she'd destroyed her previous clothing.

But it did also mean that she was immediately letting the power of her magic flor to her hands for yet another beam, the girl now rather frustrated with these damn Mononoke. <"Just DIE already!">
Freedom Beam the Black Halo when Minato's not in range to be hit too.
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfucking Boat
« Reply #617 on: May 20, 2017, 04:03:13 am »

Noriko stabbed at the Television preemptively with a bit more force than strictly necessary. Which is to say a fucking lot, given that the end goal was impalement and death. She muttered something under her breath best left untranslated about her opinions on Yoake's method of entry.
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfucking Boat
« Reply #618 on: May 20, 2017, 08:35:14 pm »

Yuki doesn't seem overly phased that her maid outfit's kinda wrecked (she knows where to buy another now!). She tears the chainsaw out of the Storm Mind, trying to kill it as she does so (as a chainsaw stuck in you is like to do). Once it's free, she decides to heal herself. She shouts something but it's kinda unintelligible under the loud sounds of the boat crash and debris.

Do above. The heal is SALVATION OF THE GODDESS
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfucking Boat
« Reply #619 on: May 21, 2017, 04:38:41 am »

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The room shudders with great and terrible power, and Minato begins with burn with a corona that shines a brilliant gold. He spins, the aura twisting into a vortex of light as he kicks a display case, he foot tearing straight through it and basically exploding it apart. Perhaps trying to execute a ranged attack when your Ranged stat is 0 isn't the best idea. Not that it matters much in the long run, a beam of energy lances out from Faith's hand, forcing the Black Halo to dodge.

The rest? Clockwork. Like bloody clockwork.

There is an explosion, or at least, something that resembles one, a plume of debris blasting upwards from the impact of Minato's boot. Before the living shadow can even react it is pierced by a pair of swords. Now that, is enough to kill it. Really, the impact alone would be able to kill it, but Minato does a little bit extra, just to be sure.

See by the time blades impacted, they weren't really made out of matter. They weren't really anything at all. They were raw concepts, things unlike anything else, indescribable as anything save for what they were, and what they were was death. Death, blades, swords, and all that followed. Naked ontologies free of the veil we call reality, regions of nothingness more substantial than what existed. They pierce the Mononoke, and detonate.

It's gone. It's just fucking gone. Minato just fucking erased it. It is dead, like, really fucking dead. Like if you found scattered remains of the first thing that ever died, annihilated them with antimatter, cut whatever spawned from the energy with cocaine and had each grain of it snorted by a different llama and then threw each llama into a different blackhole each so far apart none were even in the same super cluster, it still wouldn't be as dead as Black Halo B.

And then the fucking Aramitama dashes into view. It's floating outside the window aiming a revolver at Faith (who, thanks to her spell backlash finds her dress uncomfortably short). Now neither of you two are detectives, but you're pretty sure it's planning on pulling the trigger. Think fast.

Yoake, its thrusts don't phase you, not at all, and thank God they don't because you're coming at it ass first and it's literally trying to shank you with a dildo. Like holy hell, if it actually connected like that I'd have to lock the damn thread. ...Anyway, so you evade and try to slam your rear into its side only for it to block with its weapon. The impact releases a shockwave that ripples outwards, sending dust and debris flying before the next second you find yourself being launched back from the clash tumbling through a pile of clothes as your foe staggers back themselves for a bit.

Well congratulations. Congratu-fucking-lations. Look around you. Look the fuck around you. There's an iron throne made out of dildos, fifty different body pillows, and condoms in favours you didn't even know existed, and out of all the fucking outfits you could have landed in, you landed in a tux. Literally a high class tuxedo complete with leather shoes and bowtie. And by high-class I mean high-class, classiest damn tux you can imagine, but classier even. Like I don't even know why they have that in here, but you're in it. Your foe kicks off the wall, lunging forwards with one last desperate thrust, an all-or-nothing attack.

Yuki, you tear out your chainsaw with such force the Storm Mind just shatters. And now you're completely healed and shielded so you're ready to do that shit all over again.

Noriko, you know what a race condition attack is? It's this thing in IT security where you attack a system by performing an operation during a vulnerable time window between other operations. You basically just race conditioned the television. Just fucking stabbed it in the face and tore off the head before it could even punch, before its slag armor could actually harden.

Good job, just, one slight problem... it doesn't seem to be dead yet. Yeah it's head's gone, but er, well...

The headless Mononoke contorts and compresses, its now-levitating body imploding in on itself. Assorted objects fly into it, attracted by some unseen force. It compresses further, crushing down in turbulent mass of metal and energy. Amongst the things you see fly in are a bunch of marital aids, a bunch of condoms, a gimp suit, all the squeals, the remains of Black Halo A, the remains of Storm Mind 06, most of Yoake's boat, assorted debris, the gatling gun, the great sword, the axes, and all the dead appliance Mononoke.

The Fan having sent Shef sprawling on the floor, its force bolts turning out to be, while not particularly damaging, very good blasting foes out of stance, simply stares at the vortex. Without a word, not that it's been particularly talkative, it raises its umbrella, and runs itself through, its impaled corpse toppling, rolling, and then flying into what was once the Television.

After the Black Halo went in, the vortex seems to darken and soon enough all that remains is a perfect sphere, so dark you can no longer perceive its depth.

A howl of wind crashes outwards, and the world begins to twist, space distorting, stretching, as the four walls rush away as if fleeing the cry, leaving this twisted floor far more spacious than it ought to be.

And then, the black sphere falls.

It splashes on the ground as if it were liquid. It ripples outward as smaller orb of water flies back up, as water does and around that, the remaining fluid twists up towards in two great helices. It begins to congeal, and out of the depthless darkness, metallic features precipitate.

It's vaguely humanoid and sightly hunched over, segmented metal plating forming along its back tracing where the spine should be, and from the centre of each hexagonal plate, a curved pylon arises, crackling with crimson energy. Its physique growing more muscular, still lean, but now with a sort of strength hiding behind it, energy all coiled up like a spring. More plates arise all over its body, soon linking together with metal and from them holographic magic circles project in the same energy as at that crackling along its spine.

It roars, the sound twisted and mechanical, like countless motors and actuators roaring away inside a semi-soundproof gimpsuit, which probably is the case. The cybergimp straightens itself out and across its chest forms a bandolier of steely condoms. Its flicks its wrists, and crackling into existence come, okay let's not mince words, they're dildos. Irresponsibly big, red, dildos, which hum menacingly and glow with radiant light. You're pretty sure, judging by how they're vaporizing whatever dust lands on them that they also double as lightsabers.

It will lunge forwards with a vicious swipe at Noriko, kick off into a sideways leap that leaves it spinning, body parallel to the ground as it spins, slashing at Shef, before seemingly ricocheting away for a swift slash at Yuki, and deflecting away, discarding its sabers in the process as it spins back to the centre of the room like a black tornado, saturating the air with energized, weaponized, sqweels.

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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #620 on: May 21, 2017, 05:55:29 am »

Yoake looks at her outfit and frowns. "Aw, come on!"

Annoyed, she flips around and faces the Storm Mind with her butt. She readies herself, prepared to take in the strike and use it to swing the Storm Mind into the ground, or anywhere else it would break.

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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #621 on: May 21, 2017, 07:05:07 am »

"Was waiting for that." Shef muttered at the appearance of the Aramitama. Now it would be the simple matter of hitting the imposter god with a bullet or two. And of course, the abomination was attacking him...

Shef rolls away from where the Amalgam is slashing, and uses Rapid Fire against the Aramitama, and pretty much any Mononoke that might be in that general vicinity.
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Within that world, she was God. But here, outside of it, her name was Yoake o-Shiri. That was unimportant. She was a Godslayer. That too was unimportant.
But what was important, was that she had a motherfucking boat.
And by God, was she going to use it.

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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #622 on: May 21, 2017, 05:20:35 pm »

Noriko got the feeling that at some point down the road, she was going to realize that this event consumed her last fuck to give. Or maybe not, but honestly, it's going to be pretty hard to compete with fighting the anthropomorphized contents of a sex shop wielding dildo lightsabers after crashing through an upper story wall in a boat with no bodies of water around in terms of strangeness.

Getting down to tactics, the thing had made a critical error. Yes, the creature they were fighting was now stronger and a bit more intimidating relative to its sheer ridiculousness, but it was one creature. It was outnumbered. And more importantly, the telltale motion of its limbs indicated that it was lunging at her. Impaling with extreme prejudice had worked previously, and there was no reason to believe it wouldn't work now.

"KURAE! VASAVI SHAKTI!" She lunged forward herself, thrusting her weapon right into the thing's path as it attacked. She prepared to just let the spear fly forward on the wind if it wasn't practical to land the attack with it in her hands; there wasn't a lot of real difference between those two conditions anyway.
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #623 on: May 22, 2017, 04:09:05 am »

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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #624 on: May 25, 2017, 03:29:22 am »

Faith gasped when she saw the Aramitama appear, before:
"I-it's the Aramitama!" With a loud warning shot, Faith threw herself backwards, and coalesced her magic into a shield in front of herself, shimmering blue forming a surface in front of her.
Use Shield of Courage, and block the Aramitama's shot with it!
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #625 on: May 25, 2017, 02:22:09 pm »

"Not on my watch!"
With a wounded roar, Minato wrenches the lever on his belt open, running towards Faith with the last dregs of the energy of the leylines, his hand extended to spawn a copy of Rho Aias to protect her from the Aramitama.
Run towards Faith and use True Regalia Replication to get a True Rho Aias up and block the shot!
Alteration: 5 instead of 6
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Jumping the Shark
« Reply #626 on: May 26, 2017, 10:16:52 pm »

So, this all was a thing. She was fighting supernatural beings in a sex shop, clothing damage revealing probably entirely too much skin and some of her underwear (not that Yuki cared). Said monsters were fighting using sex toys. She was hurt, most of the others were hurt. A big old gimp made of sex toys had been made, and was acting like the second in command of the dark lord fighting the heroes, except the big bad was fighting at the same time. This shit was out of a really weird anime.

And Yuki was loving every second of it.

Laughing either like a maniac, or a girl who just met her favorite member of a boy band, she dodges to the left of the mini-boss thing's swing, and uses the momentum for spin-attacking her chainsaw into the thing's side. She follows through, until either the thing moves on or gets cut in half, whichever comes first, and then raises her chainsaw in the air one-handed and shouting a thing that's unintelligible over the wood cutting instrument's roar, except people get healed so it's easy to guess.

Alteration to a 5. Burn a resolve for healing field. Burn a resolve to use a second hyper and a 4 for a surprise attack like above
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Re: Tengoku no Owari IC: Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfucking Boat
« Reply #627 on: May 27, 2017, 01:09:35 am »

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A lot happens in the next few moments.

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Downstairs, Minato hurls himself in front of Faith, in his hands a great shield forms. It is a simple shield, forged of bronze and cowhide, unremarkable in all save for its size, and yet, and yet, it seems to hold a stalwart authority, an unyielding presence, for heroes are forged not by sparkling gold nor sterling silver, but simple steel. And what the boy could call upon were Godforged Regalia, sacred treasures revered throughout the ages not for not their materials, but their accomplishments, a far truer measure of merit. So this, was only natural.

The round slams into the shield, and detonates. Fractures tear across the shield's surface and something shatters, but the damage was, strange, displaced somehow. There was no denying that it happened, but whatever cracked and broke, was not Rho Aias. It was something else, something strange, something ineffable, for the shield remains where it was before, held in pristine condition.

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Noriko's enlarged spear crashes towards the Cybergimp, the tip jamming into its sternum, the wound already beginning to ooze with a thick black ichor but before it can penetrate any deeper, the Mononoke discards its weapons and grabs onto it, pushing against it. Try as it might, it can't get any traction, there's just simply too much lube on the floor. Yuki, seeing the pair slide towards her seizes her chance, leaping over the speedboat sleigh, she spins in the air, bringing her chainsaw horizontally against the Cybergimp's spine at a downwards angle. It tears inwards amidst a shower of sparks and then, the ground ignites. Damn it! They must've cut the lube with napalm!

As everything ignites, Yuki raises her chainsaw, blocking a counterattack from the Monoke's newly conjured dildo and shouts, the sheer chuuniness elevating her mere words to something equal to the grand incantations of old. The healing field explodes outwards, soothing her allies and shielding them, the flames blowing back, away from herself and Noriko. The Cybergimp sweeps at her again before trying to vault onto Noriko's spear and blitz forwards with a burst of speed in an attempt to bring its metallic fist against her face.

Shef leans out where the window once was and unloads at the Aramitama, but at the last moment, it executes a dash that sends it upwards and backwards. So, Shef just sweeps his aim up and continues, the latter half of his barrage spraying towards the Aramitama. Few hit, even without dashing as it could still execute very short but very fast dodges, but of course, Shef only needed one. One round crashes into its shoulder, and a couple more into its chest. As they impact, the rounds shatter. The debris spray out within the cloaked figure, stopping, lodging, and then, beginning to transmit. Each shard a microtransmitter, broadcasting with both magic and mundane signal.

"Impacts confirmed. Good job, Shef."
"There's still a fight to win, don't celebrate just yet. ...Not you ever celebrate. Wow, you must really be fun at parties."
The slap of a paper fan registers through the comms.

The Aramitama, now at eye-level with him raises its gun, points it at his chest, and pulls the trigger.

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Always be unexpected; at the very lowest level, if you didn't know what you were doing, no one else really could, could they?

So Noriko dropped her spear. The creature could jump on it if it really wanted to; she'd just yank the bottom out as soon as it tried to put any weight down. Simultaneously, she dashed forward almost directly at the creature, her trajectory angled so that she'd leap over it. Ideally, she'd fly past, and then jump at the Aramitama in an attempt to throw off its aim.
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It was times like these when Shef wished he'd chosen a career more in keeping with his brother's. Whether or not he saw what had occurred to Yoake, He was becoming rather fed up with this whole game. On instinct, as the Aramitama's immaterial fingers tightened around the trigger, Shef opened a portal directly in front of himself, hoping to send the bullet flying off uninterrupted behind him.

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Within that world, she was God. But here, outside of it, her name was Yoake o-Shiri. That was unimportant. She was a Godslayer. That too was unimportant.
But what was important, was that she had a motherfucking boat.
And by God, was she going to use it.
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