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[Dustan Hache]

untrustworthy? How dare they! Show them how trustworthy And charitable I am by helping their elders and donating money to them!

[FallacyofUrist]

"Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak! Squeak! Squeak squeak-squeak squeak! SQUEAK!"

Spoiler: Translation (click to show/hide)

"Well then! It is such a shame that one with a gift such as his has been deluded against glorious Lorethazu! But come! I shall remove all doubt from your minds by showing you Lorethazu's glory! We shall perform a ritual!

Bartholomew and followers return to base... and begin waiting for the potion to wear off, because it's a bit hard to perform rituals in animal form.

[ufo]

start looking for animalies with my anomaly detector^tm

[Mallos]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Spoiler: Translation (click to show/hide)

"Boy, is this gonna be dangerous. I'll probably even die!"

Sharpen the corners of my letter blocks to make them a deadlier throwing weapon.

[Person]

Time: 9:20

I was kind of expecting more actions, but let us not delay any further, and keep this ball rolling.

"GREETINGS, FELLOW CARBON-BASED LIFE-FORM, THIS UNIT IS YOUR FELLOW COMMANDING OFFICER IN CHARGE OF MEDICAL FACILITY A-D-6. I DEMAND A FULL REPORT AND PAY DROP ON EVERY BETRAYING WORKERS WHO LEFT THE MEDICAL FACILITY UPON MY ARRIVAL, BY THE HOUR. ALSO MAKE SURE TO DROP THEIR GOVERNMENT-GIVEN LIFE INSURANCE. ONE LAST THING FOR YOUR WEAK MIND, HUMAN, YOU ARE GIVEN PERMISSION TO BE A FELLOW MANAGER OF THE LESSER STAFF, DO WHAT WITH THIS AUTHORITY AT YOUR WILL"
Demand that my assistant does double-time and give me these reports!, these fellow deserters shall be punished. It's good to be in charge

[8] Punishments have been dished out, and you have effectively asserted control of this hospital. I probably should have given this place a name sooner, so here it is. You're in charge of Dodeca General Hospital.

start looking for animalies with my anomaly detector^tm

[2] You find... absolutely nothing! Perhaps a different location would work out better.

Create dog-human hybrid in lab.

[3] You start work on your creation! It begins to grow, but is not yet finished. A little more work should give you a good result.

I didn't think I took all the healing potions out of storage; all those turns ago, I was just checking stock back then. Work on anti-transformation potion, but make it only for non-permanent transformations. Then, if successful, rig one of those hamster-water-feeder things (the bottles attached to the sides of the cages) low to a wall in my house for future convenience.

[8] You figure out a good brewing system, and start work on the cure. After a short amount of time, you've created enough potion to cure yourself. It even has the feeding system you thought of.

"Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak! Squeak! Squeak squeak-squeak squeak! SQUEAK!"

Spoiler: Translation (click to show/hide)

"Well then! It is such a shame that one with a gift such as his has been deluded against glorious Lorethazu! But come! I shall remove all doubt from your minds by showing you Lorethazu's glory! We shall perform a ritual!

Bartholomew and followers return to base... and begin waiting for the potion to wear off, because it's a bit hard to perform rituals in animal form.

[3] You return to base and ride out this crazy experience in relative safety.

Frank groans. Senility may be catching up early.

He pets the dinosaur and croons, then suggests that a hospital may be the ideal place to terrorise if medical supplies are needed.

Sastrei doesn't understand speech, but by sheer coincidence walks to the hospital.

[3] Frank somewhat remembers a nearby hospital the two could visit.

[7] Sastrei leaves their forest, and heads to the hospital in a fairly stealthy manner. Frank reads the sign. It says "Dodeca General Hospital".

While waiting for more people to join the hunt for the forgotten beast, Mathel sacrifices some fish to Thor and prays for the group to have the power to slay mighty beasts.

[4] You burn one of your fish as an offering to Thor and begin a prayer. Perhaps it is a placebo effect, but you feel slightly stronger nonetheless.

untrustworthy? How dare they! Show them how trustworthy And charitable I am by helping their elders and donating money to them!

[8] You grab a bunch of money from your house and start improving your reputation. You're quite sucessful!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Spoiler: Translation (click to show/hide)

"Boy, is this gonna be dangerous. I'll probably even die!"

Sharpen the corners of my letter blocks to make them a deadlier throwing weapon.

[7] Your letter blocks go from children's toys to deadly sharpened throwing weapons.

Check the local police station, get my clearance checked out.

[7] Artemis hears lots of weird rumors on the way, but puts them out of his mind for now.

[5] "Well, this all checks out. Welcome to Dodeca City. Things get a bit weird here sometimes but don't worry about it too much. Anyway, if you could look into all this dinosaur business, I'd appreciate it. We're stretched a bit thin at the moment."


NPC Time!
Harold: 4
The tournament winner recruits a couple wannabee gangsters that don't want a dinosaur on their "turf".

Farmers: [4]
The 3 pitchfork carriers stand by, preparing themselves for the coming battle.

"Gansters": [8]
They show off their glocks, and engage in an improptu rap battle. That'll do.

Followers: [9]
Bartholomew's now animal companions still trust him, and retain their loyalty.

Note: All players may now collectively vote to zoom through time faster or slower. Think of it as the "Wait" button in some games.

[Shadowclaw777]

"VERY GOOD ADVISER, YOU MANAGE MEDICAL FACILITY A-D-6, WHILE THIS UNIT IS ON IMPORTANT BUSINESS"

Gather up the most strong-bodied staff members from the hospital, threaten that if they don't join my squad than they will get a drop in their pay, and than command them to grab all of the sedatives tranquilizers. We got visitors!

[FallacyofUrist]

Wait until transformation ends. Then:

Spoiler: Public, just long (click to show/hide)

"Well, that was interesting! Now then. As I promised, we can try a ritual now!"

Bartholomew takes out a stick of white chalk from his ritual kit and creates a large circle on the floor.

"Nearly all rituals use circles. They're amazingly good for channeling magic power."

Bartholomew takes out a stick of red chalk from his ritual kit and draws in a five-pointed star within the circle.

"Of course, a circle alone generally isn't much good. Some inner scribing will increase power and stability, and helps narrow down the ritual's effects."

Bartholomew takes out 5 purple candles from his ritual kit, lights them, and places them at the points of the star.

"Candles do much the same."

Bartholomew exits to his kitchen, and brings in a pitcher of water.

"Rituals very often involve vocalization. I'd suggest you ease your throats a bit before we begin."

Water drinking likely occurs.

"Now then. Here's how this is going to go: stand around the circle, raise your hands, and repeat after me: 'Aut movere voluntatem ad priorem modum negare!' One by one, we will enter the center of the circle, and by Lorethazu's power, we will gain the ability to return to our previous beastly form at will, and back!"

[OceanSoul]

I would vote for time going by a little faster, as long as others are willing.

A few preparations before I go shopping:Inform the neighbors about an impromptu party/festival, starting at...say, 6 to 8:00 PM. Currently, there will be movies and appetizers, though hopefully everyone will have some contribution of their own, such as more food, carnival booths, performances, pretty much everything as long as it's optional. Preferably, the message should be digital, though paper flyers would also be good.
Set up an Animal Communication to be slow-brewed for 1-2 hours while I'm gone. If successful, it should, well, allow communication with animals for a few hours. Make sure I have money on my person, and head into the city's shopping district.

[Coolrune206]

Frank dismounts Sastrei, then enters the hospital alone, and begins screaming that he needs "all of the drugs and doctors, and all of the money while you're at it."

[Dustan Hache]

right! Check my funds and begin training the farmers into proper infantry! Use practice swords and wooden staves in place of real weaponry, or suitably sized sticks if I can't afford/find them at the moment.
Have harold train with them too, and have the "gangsters" either go practice their music and become full fledged musicians(or bards, depending on your taste) or practice with their glocks at a shooting range. Whichever works best for them.

[Enemy post]

Hide and listen for any sounds of combat that I think indicate that Frank needs me to burst in there.

[Mallos]

Scavenge for supplies needed to make an IED, or if that's too outrageous then molotov cocktails

[NRDL]

Soooooo close. Keep at it. Arise my creation!

[Mathel]

Mathel carves 8 wooden spears and hardens their tips over fire.

Hey, crossbowmen, when you run out of bolts, or when the melee starts, some melee weapons will be nescessary. Take these.

Mathel gives hardened wooden spears to gangsters.

[ufo]

try someones backyard