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Author Topic: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)  (Read 44136 times)

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #330 on: February 02, 2018, 08:16:09 pm »

Um. Run out of the house and call animal control.
Animal control, while rather confused, manage to get all the cats out of your closet. The portal in your closet, leading to the Plane of Cats, is another story.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #331 on: February 02, 2018, 08:33:51 pm »

Um. Run out of the house and call animal control.
Animal control, while rather confused, manage to get all the cats out of your closet. The portal in your closet, leading to the Plane of Cats, is another story.

Consult Papa Pussycat, whose sole vocation is surprisingly limited to expert-level general shamanistic knowledge of portals to feline planes of existence.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #332 on: February 02, 2018, 11:26:47 pm »

Become rich and famous due to discovering interdimensional portals.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #333 on: February 04, 2018, 11:38:52 am »

Become rich and famous due to discovering interdimensional portals.

You discover interdimensional portals and build a device that can create two of them at will. What do you do with it?
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #334 on: February 04, 2018, 01:15:51 pm »

Make sure the creation of the portals doesn't have any byproducts, first of all. Strangelets would be bad.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #335 on: February 04, 2018, 05:14:49 pm »

Make one portal to the universe of infinite matter and another portal to the universe of infinite antimatter. Harness enormous amount of energy to power the whole world. Primarily clean transportation and clean water.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #336 on: February 05, 2018, 02:33:19 pm »

Make one portal to the universe of infinite matter and another portal to the universe of infinite antimatter. Harness enormous amount of energy to power the whole world. Primarily clean transportation and clean water.

HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED DOOM
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #337 on: February 05, 2018, 04:41:22 pm »

Not fuckin hell, matter and antimatter.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #338 on: February 05, 2018, 05:04:01 pm »

Make one portal to the universe of infinite matter and another portal to the universe of infinite antimatter. Harness enormous amount of energy to power the whole world. Primarily clean transportation and clean water.

HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED DOOM

I paid as much attention as doomguy did
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #339 on: February 05, 2018, 09:28:52 pm »

Make one portal to the universe of infinite matter and another portal to the universe of infinite antimatter. Harness enormous amount of energy to power the whole world. Primarily clean transportation and clean water.

HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED DOOM

I paid as much attention as doomguy did

This is as fair a statement as I have ever seen.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #340 on: February 07, 2018, 06:28:19 pm »

You open the portal to the universe of infinite antimatter.

... why is the antimatter made of cats?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #341 on: February 07, 2018, 06:38:52 pm »

Why not?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #342 on: February 07, 2018, 06:54:42 pm »

If you can't prove to me right here in this thread that all antimatter is not actually made of cats, perhaps some form of anticat, I'm going to accept that as fact.

We probably just can't properly examine it well enough to understand it's feline nature.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #343 on: February 07, 2018, 07:28:50 pm »

Catantimatter. New favorite word.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #344 on: February 07, 2018, 08:45:03 pm »

You open the portal to the universe of infinite antimatter.

... why is the antimatter made of cats?
It doesn't really matter what the antimatter is shaped like when you're annihilating it for energy anyway.
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