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Author Topic: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)  (Read 17981 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #345 on: February 05, 2018, 09:28:52 pm »

Make one portal to the universe of infinite matter and another portal to the universe of infinite antimatter. Harness enormous amount of energy to power the whole world. Primarily clean transportation and clean water.

HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED DOOM

I paid as much attention as doomguy did

This is as fair a statement as I have ever seen.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #346 on: February 07, 2018, 06:28:19 pm »

You open the portal to the universe of infinite antimatter.

... why is the antimatter made of cats?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #347 on: February 07, 2018, 06:38:52 pm »

Why not?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #348 on: February 07, 2018, 06:54:42 pm »

If you can't prove to me right here in this thread that all antimatter is not actually made of cats, perhaps some form of anticat, I'm going to accept that as fact.

We probably just can't properly examine it well enough to understand it's feline nature.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #349 on: February 07, 2018, 07:28:50 pm »

Catantimatter. New favorite word.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #350 on: February 07, 2018, 08:45:03 pm »

You open the portal to the universe of infinite antimatter.

... why is the antimatter made of cats?
It doesn't really matter what the antimatter is shaped like when you're annihilating it for energy anyway.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #351 on: February 07, 2018, 08:47:52 pm »

Not fuckin hell, matter and antimatter.
Yeah, it's not like UAC and Black Mesa were delliberatedly trying to trigger transdimensional invasions either.

Btw I just realized that Half Life is almost a step by step retelling of Doom and Doom 2.  Down to the final bosses  (Gornach = Spider Mastermind, Nihilant = Oremornhoj).   Not that I complain, it's a beautiful homage, if I may say.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #352 on: February 08, 2018, 08:57:40 pm »

I mean the UAC totally knew they were sticking their hand in the beartrap of Hell, they just hoped that they'd propped the beartrap open securely enough
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #353 on: February 08, 2018, 11:53:25 pm »

And a certain someone is totally responsible for intentionally triggering the black mesa incident.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #354 on: February 09, 2018, 03:31:22 pm »

You open the portal to the universe of infinite antimatter.

... why is the antimatter made of cats?
It doesn't really matter what the antimatter is shaped like when you're annihilating it for energy anyway.

It matters to the anticats, made of catantimatter in the nega-cativerse.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #355 on: February 10, 2018, 09:46:02 am »

This is the best conversation.
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #356 on: February 12, 2018, 09:05:40 pm »

You wake up with an extreme talent you never had before. What would you like this talent to be?
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #357 on: February 13, 2018, 08:00:39 pm »

Extreme Kazoo
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #358 on: February 13, 2018, 08:03:16 pm »

EXTREME POTATO COUNTING
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Re: Hypothetical: What do you do? (What if you had the cure for cancer)
« Reply #359 on: February 13, 2018, 08:25:35 pm »

Extreme organisation skills.

Seriously. It would be applicable to literally ever facet of my life, any endeavour I'd like to accomplish I'd be able to do so in the most efficient and expedient manner possible. Life would actually be genuinely straightforward if I got my shit together.
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