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Ironfang

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Re: The forests shall burn
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2017, 06:06:28 am »

We could just elftimate which one it is by looking for pointy ears.

The truly cunning would get aesthetic surgery, though...

They cover them with socks.
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Re: The forests shall burn
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2017, 05:05:08 pm »

We could just elftimate which one it is by looking for pointy ears.

The truly cunning would get aesthetic surgery, though...

-"Hey you! Where are your ears?"
-"What?"
-"WHERE ARE YOUR EARS!?"
-"I lost them while wrestling a carp."
-"Oh, nevermind."
-"What?"

Dunamisdeos

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Re: The forests shall burn
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2017, 05:33:39 pm »

We could just elftimate which one it is by looking for pointy ears.

The truly cunning would get aesthetic surgery, though...

They cover them with socks.
-"Hey you! Where are your ears?"
-"What?"
-"WHERE ARE YOUR EARS!?"
-"I lost them while wrestling a carp."
-"Oh, nevermind."
-"What?"

You guys' image of a disguised elf is pretty fantastic.

Drawing this.

UPDATE
Post-it note art is not a dorf.

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« Last Edit: April 03, 2017, 05:56:18 pm by Dunamisdeos »
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TD1

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Re: The forests shall burn
« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2017, 04:37:27 am »

The inquisitive-looking Dwarf's expression is hilarious.
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