You are a Skull Speedway driver. You race hard. You slaughter harder. You are a surviver and you build up your legacy, one skull at a time.
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Your Ivory Life Policy will insure upon your death a deranged shaman witch doctor will resurrect you as a zombified animated corpse of your remains, heh, we'll even throw in some scraps of various people, animals, aliens, and more to finish off what you lack. And driver, if you lack a policy, that's bad news.
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LIVE!!00:08:00
A SOUND DEAFENING AS THUNDER BOOMS AS SKULL'S HEARSE EXPLODES!00:08:30
JOHN IS IN NO HURRY.WHEELIE IS WEBBED IN ARCING BEAMS. HIS SPECIAL, NOW PREPARED.00:08:40
ACCE PULLS PAST AN ATTEMPT BY DOC TO RAM HIM, SCORING A LAP POINT AND MOVING ON.DOC HAS TO SETTLE WITH THE LAP POINT, PUTTING HIM IN THE LEAD. POINTS-WISE.00:08:59
AS JOHN'S HOVERTANK PASSES A MORE TRADITIONAL ONE TREADS FORWARD.00:
09:00
— BOSS ATTACKS ENABLED —
- DOC (YELLOW)
1 LAPS / 1 KILLS (II— A—— SS— HHH 2M 1§)
WHEELIE (LIGHT GREEN)
1 LAPS / 0 KILLS (II— A—— SSS HH— 2M 1§)
ACCE AELGARA (GREY)
1 LAPS / 0 KILLS (I—— AA— SS— HH— 2M 0§)
JOHN DOE (RED)
0 LAPS / 0 KILLS (II— AAA ——— HHH 2M 0§)
- EIJI MIYAHIA (PURPLE)
0 LAPS / 0 KILLS (? ? S—— H—— 2M 0§)
- AMI (BLUE)
0 LAPS / 0 KILLS (EXITED)
YOKAN (ORANGE)
0 LAPS / 0 KILLS (KILLED BY DOC)
Fast Turning Success: Speed x Handling
6 0=25% 1=30% 2=35% 3=40% (9 dmg)
5 0=50% 1=55% 2=60% 3=65% (3 dmg)
4 0=75% 1=80% 2=85% 3=90% (1 dmg)
3 0=85% 1=90% 2=95%
2 0=95%
Movement Timing (Approx.)
0 or 1=30
2=0 30
3=0 20 40
4=0 15 ... 45
5=0 12 ... 48
6=0 10 ... 50
<12hrs(A) <24hrs(B) >24hrs/skip(C)
If prev >48hr update, A<-B
When done, 5+ A combos, S<-A
(A) —/— AAAAAAAA Starver
(A) —/— AAAAAAAA crazyabe
(A) —/A AAACAAAA OceanSoul
(A) —/A AAACAAAA FelissanYour sponsors can buy you a policy.
Gum and Wiicube have both sponsored John Doe.
You can start your own insurance company for 2,000,000 credits:
COMPANY NAME:
LIFE POLICY DETAILS:
TERMS/FEE:
(there should be some very obvious odd quirks about the method of revival. Sponsors can also pool resources and start a company together. More similarly odd worldbuilding to come....)
Feel free and I encourage you to ask people to sponsor you!
— BOSS —
INTEGRITY: 3
ARMOR: 3
SPEED: 1
HANDLING: 1
SPECIAL: 1
PILOT BIO
Eiji Miyahira was a Samurai during the sengoku period who served under the Ito clan. He was a very skilled swordsman and the leader of a small group of ashigaru as a sort of sargent, but he was still just a man, and sadly, during the battle of Kizaki, he died...or at least, thats what would have happened if it wherent for some time space continuum errors that brought him and a few of the ashigaru with him to the modern era where they where saved and, after some rest, went to learning about the strange world they where thrown into, and after catching up on history as well as getting hired by someone who happened to have the same family name as his old clan, he ended up getting a WW2 tank and joined the madness of the skull speedway races, for honer, and glory.
VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
The vehicle is just your every day fully operational Type 97 Chi-Ha. The only difference from the normal Chi-ha you would find in ww2 is that it is crewed by a few ashigaru and captained by a samurai. Its main cannon is still operational...
SPECIAL DESCRIPTION
Kasai! Fires the main cannon, which does as much damage as ramming, however it requires the tank to slow down to get an accurate shot off. Fires like a normal ranged shot otherwise.
S. BUFF: Increased ranged damage.
S. NERF: Slows down tank.
The boss moves in the opposite direction.
HEAD-ON COLLISIONS
You can ram the boss and the boss can ram you with normal results.
But if both do it both will die instantly. But both would get a kill.
Beware, this boss was given a free Ivory Life Policy. And I think samurais have a thing for such all out attacks. Thanks piratejoe! This is much better than me controlling my friends character.
piratejoe, choose your difficulty setting when you post your turn.
Hellion: No stat boost.
Cerberus: Can't repair, +1 integrity.
Devil: Can't exit or repair, +1 integrity, +1 armor.
SKULL SPEEDWAY'S DEAD POOL
Wheelie- 0 (0%)
John Doe- 0 (0%)
Doc- 1 (33.3%)
Acce Aelgara- 0 (0%)
Skull_face 2.0- 2 (66.7%)No more- 0 (0%)
Total Members Voted: 3
Since Skull exploded we'll just have to go with this Samurai guy.
Poll
1 (33.3%)
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Topic: Panic Race (Read 42247 times)