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Author Topic: Mortal Dwarf  (Read 7274 times)

charcharmunro

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Re: Mortal Dwarf
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2017, 07:46:51 am »

I once butchered a dwarf and used its heart as a weapon. Inverse Kali-Ma'd people a lot.
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Derpy Dev

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Re: Mortal Dwarf
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2017, 04:09:46 pm »

I once butchered a dwarf and used its heart as a weapon. Inverse Kali-Ma'd people a lot.

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Out of curiosity, how effective was this method? I can't imagine a blow from a dwarven heart being strong enough to shatter bones.

charcharmunro

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Re: Mortal Dwarf
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2017, 05:27:17 pm »

Oh it was actually useless against most things that weren't small animals, but the occasional time where you get it stuck into something's upper body is great.
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Uzu Bash

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« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2017, 04:02:11 pm »

My most efficient and guaranteed finisher is a pick to the brain or throat, whichever is most advantageous. But that's not my favorite; that would be a silver-bodied stringed instrument with a long bronze neck, 41 lbs of metal that can make torsos explode on impact.
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Spriggans

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Re: Mortal Dwarf
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2017, 09:46:35 am »

I did some Sience on this once.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158115.msg6995560#msg6995560

But most of the time, I like to take off the eyes and cut the nose.
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