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Author Topic: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt  (Read 32810 times)

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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #210 on: May 03, 2017, 02:04:15 pm »

Welp look about a bit for things of interest.
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #211 on: May 03, 2017, 02:04:28 pm »

Rope? Citotp has some. And he's not using it.

Feck ye, no more stealing my shit. No.
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #212 on: May 03, 2017, 02:17:00 pm »

"I'll give it back when I'm done.  Plus, Dave will appreciate you helping!"

Filgres paused a moment.

"And, quite frankly, you owe me one.  For the whole feets thing."

Requisition rope. Ignore protests.
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #213 on: May 03, 2017, 02:21:29 pm »

"Hey guys, I'm pretty sure I found the source of the vexiles. Dibs on most of the tokens, finder's fee and all that. I'm willing to share if ya'll help me get it out of here."
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #214 on: May 03, 2017, 02:43:52 pm »

"...Well then. How are we going to even move this? I don't think any of us have particularly superhuman strength. Or a forklift or something."
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #215 on: May 03, 2017, 07:00:17 pm »

"Lift at once?"
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #216 on: May 03, 2017, 07:06:52 pm »

"Can we like, disable the gravity or something? And just float it out?"
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #217 on: May 04, 2017, 02:25:49 pm »

Welp look about a bit for things of interest.

How about this one open container with plastic scrap? Judging by more intact sets this one was full of food. No points for guessing where the food disappeared to.

Rope? Citotp has some. And he's not using it.

Feck ye, no more stealing my shit. No.
"I'll give it back when I'm done.  Plus, Dave will appreciate you helping!"

Filgres paused a moment.

"And, quite frankly, you owe me one.  For the whole feets thing."

Requisition rope. Ignore protests.


[Filgres dex: 6]
[Citotp dex: 6-1]
[Filgres end: 3]
[Citotp end: 5-1]

Despite of pain both men(?) turn facing each other on the floor, one with intent to take property of the other who's willing to defend. Citotp throws his rope to far end of the shuttle just as Filgres starts crawling towards him rapidly while grunting vigorously. It's a hilarious sight; two broken men crawling on floor, assaulting each other's very sensitive legs and screaming when broken bones inevitably twist in a slightly wrong angle. In the end Citotp deals with pain better despite of having more to hurt, leaving Filgres panting under him and swallowing tears of pain.

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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #218 on: May 04, 2017, 03:35:39 pm »

Try and push that thing the bugs came from
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #219 on: May 04, 2017, 07:37:06 pm »

"What are you even doing?  This is the mission!"
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #220 on: May 04, 2017, 08:06:11 pm »

"You think we'd get tokens if we just told Dave where this thing is and had people who could actually move the damn thing take it?"
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #221 on: May 04, 2017, 10:06:39 pm »

"Dammit dammit fuck no fuck off."
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #222 on: May 04, 2017, 10:08:03 pm »

"Give me the rope then!"

Slap fight for rope

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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #223 on: May 04, 2017, 10:12:51 pm »

"If you wanted a rope you should have gotten one from the armory, asshole. This one's mine."
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Re: ED Mission 1: No legs left unhurt
« Reply #224 on: May 04, 2017, 10:16:01 pm »

"I'll give it back when it's done!"
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