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[MrLurkety]

Now they're going... Taking forever to get halfway there, and then deciding to get another drink. Great.

Probably they do not have flasks, they typically help to prevent waste of time of that sort.

Oh, they have them. A bunch of them just drink it all on the way there, and then generate a "Fil waterskin/flask" job.

[MrLurkety]

The military is finally attacking the elephants.

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Well, this started out okay.

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HE SET ONE OF THE UNHOLY BEASTS FLYING!

The Unholy Beast fell in the pond, while the one who set it flying went for the others.
One of the Necromancers, wielding a crossbow, is fighting the Unholy Beast that fell in the pond.

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Not the best marksdwarf, however.

He finally hit it! He's currently staying in the same spot, peppering it with bolts.

[zazq]

DO WE HAVE ZOMBIE ELEPHANTS YET?

[MrLurkety]

DO WE HAVE ZOMBIE ELEPHANTS YET?

No.. Not yet.

[Derpy Dev]

Maybe "Flamehorses" was an inaccurate title. What works better is, "Necromancer Filled Volcano Hell Hole". Either that or, "Undeadhorses."

[hun]

Yes, one day, we are just obliged to have the massive military use of the undead unicorns.

[Zefermcdwarfpants]

Elephants? Is it time to make a magma cannon?

[MrLurkety]

Yes, one day, we are just obliged to have the massive military use of the undead unicorns.

I would, but there aren't any unicorns; this is not a Savage good biome, as far as I know, it's just a normal good biome.

Elephants? Is it time to make a magma cannon?

If you want to.

[hun]

I would, but there aren't any unicorns; this is not a Savage good biome, as far as I know, it's just a normal good biome.

No, we have them! Even more, I've left 2 unicorn corpses in the refuse stockpile near the volcano, check it.

By the way, how the turn goes? I guess it is about the time to pass your turn to the next person (although I'm not sure whose turn next).

[MrLurkety]

I would, but there aren't any unicorns; this is not a Savage good biome, as far as I know, it's just a normal good biome.

No, we have them! Even more, I've left 2 unicorn corpses in the refuse stockpile near the volcano, check it.

By the way, how the turn goes? I guess it is about the time to pass your turn to the next person (although I'm not sure whose turn next).

Good. Good. Good.

[Zefermcdwarfpants]

Yes, one day, we are just obliged to have the massive military use of the undead unicorns.

I would, but there aren't any unicorns; this is not a Savage good biome, as far as I know, it's just a normal good biome.

Elephants? Is it time to make a magma cannon?

If you want to.

Twas a reference to boatmurdered. Is it possible to get worded atm or are we busy getting knocked around by Pachyderm and necromancers?

[zazq]

its a Serene Tropical Conifer Forests.  Sunberries, Satyrs, Unicorns, possibly Feather Trees.  Black Mambas, Elephants, Jaguars, King Cobras, Leopards, Sloth Bears.  Also if you remember the place is swarming with nasty.  There are  5 Dragons, 5 Hyrda, 5 Roc, 5 Bronze Colossus, 75 Forgotten Beasts, 1 Desert Titan, 4 Forest Titans, 2 Hill Titans, 2 Mountain Titans, 1 Swamp Titan, 10 Minotaurs, 10 Giants, 10 Ettins and 10 Cyclops, necromancers, goblins, kobolds and aren't we at war with the humans and elves? 

Oh an no mechanisms.  Its pretty much death.  I'm very amazed that we've gotten so far.

is my turn next?

[MrLurkety]

Yay. The hellbeast is enraged.

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Now our marksdwarf necromancer is out of arrows, and bashing the thing with his crossbow.

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While the militia is hunting the hellbeasts and making fools of themselves, I decided we needed another booze source. The same type of booze all the time is annoying, so welcome to Flamehorses, secondary booze sources bees!

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The marksdwarf is still running after it, getting a few bonks on it sometimes.

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WHY WON'T YOU DIE YET, HELLBEAST?

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The hellbeast has been knocked into a pond.

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It's still there, just wallowing in there, at the end of the update.

I've decided to start a nice little magma weapon....

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[Zefermcdwarfpants]

Drowning the elephants, good choice.

[MrLurkety]

Drowning the elephants, good choice.

That thing won't drown; it must be a really good swimmer.