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[star2wars3]

Develop the tech in order to block the overmind. And equip the cow army with it as standard equipment.

[ziizo]

let Oichi sleep then go back to house hunting.

[Smoke Mirrors]

"Diablo, stick to the plan" "But I was having fun" "Fine, kill some Chaos fools, but then head to the library" "Certainly"

Continue attacking Chaos forces, Its fun, also, summon walls of pure darkness to block projectiles from hitting me.
Hey EP, can I write a doomsday prophecy for the game, it seems we will be needing one.

[Enemy post]

Hey EP, can I write a doomsday prophecy for the game, it seems we will be needing one.

Sure, but I can't guarantee it will be be followed.

Notes: GM, please correct previous action of Decimator Tank to "Decimator smashed the milk monsters under it's treads". It's a Chaos' Baneblade analogue, not super version of Chaos Dreadnought. Also, please give the other Dark Apostle a name. I'm too lazy to come up with the name for him.

Sorry, thought you meant this kind of Decimator. Fixed now. Your Apostle's name is Anak.

[Glass]

*groans*

Hold a meeting with the commanders of the Hell Bovines: We will end this fighting on the condition that you leave Vermont alone and stop selling people burgers.
    If they accept, refocus military on the Chaos problem (though recall, all of the police in a wide radius should be zeroing in on their location, as it's really obvious and their religion is illegal).
    If they refuse, keep fighting, but send ~ 1/5 of the troops to fight Chaos, just to help out until we can finish up with this annoyance; they will bu under the command of whoever commands the Imperial troops.

Have a meeting with Lincoln. No reason to assume it is not Lincoln; this is a weird reality, and the president is a giraffe. Although, correct his incorrect assumptions. Clearly, the timeline has been changed for the better. ()

[Smoke Mirrors]

Hey EP, can I write a doomsday prophecy for the game, it seems we will be needing one.

Sure, but I can't guarantee it will be be followed.

I'll just write it in parts describing things that happened in fancy old English ways. Also things that are likely to happen.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Of course, sir."

Go find the people and get them back to work.

[Rethi-Eli]

hte bset timeline of al time

in yer 1 mlik was cerated
in yer 37 twon was setle, name "miilkvile"
in hyer 666 housmats go for find milk and golry

[Gwolfski]

Accept the job.

Just need to get something first

Drive to the neighbouring town. Fastly.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Here goes.
The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch: Milk Edition

When Chaos and Order fight in the streets
And armies march on cloven feet
When Heaven and Hell fight as one
Then the final battle has begun

The horsemen ride all through the realm
With their leader riding at the helm
The Golden Arches take up arms
And Angels try to bring them harm

The bridge between
                  lend him a hand
     lord
                           mage...

The rest is burned to to the degree of being illegible, but there are more prophecies in the book, perhaps they can shed some light upon the burnt page.

[OceanSoul]

Work on super-strong powdered milk. If it's strong enough to turn all the oceans into milk, put in oceans. Until then, keep working on it.

[Yoink]

KICK ONE OF THESE WARHAMMER COSPLAY DWEEBS INTO CROWD WHILST STRUMMING ANOTHER BARRAGE OF FROSTY RIFFAGE, ENCOURAGE FANS TO TEAR THEM (AND THE OTHERS) APART WHILST I ASSESS THE LENGTH OF MY UKULELE CORD... IS IT LONG ENOUGH TO REACH BAT CAVES WHILST STILL PLUGGED IN??

IF YES, STRIDE OVER THERE TO DO BATTLE WITH SPACELASER
STIR THE BATS INTO A BLOODTHIRSTY FRENZY AROUND HIM THROUGH USE OF SOME ESPECIALLY WRATHFUL TREMOLO PICKING, AT THE PERFECT SONIC FREQUENCY TO CONFOUND THEIR ECHOLOCATION AND ENRAGE THEM
AD-LIB SOME BADASS VERSE ABOUT BATS, OR BAT MONSTERS, OR POSSIBLY VAMPIRE LORDS EMERGING FROM SLUMBER, I DUNNO

[Rethi-Eli]

Yours is nice but in all honesty mine is a masterpiece

[Smoke Mirrors]

Yours is nice but in all honesty mine is a masterpiece

How 'bout now. Also, look up The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

EDIT: If anyone was wondering, I know exactly what is in each of the blanks in the third stanza.

[Rethi-Eli]

That changes nothing, look at mine

It's beautiful