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[johiah]

((Be careful, tho: Chupacabras have ability to teleport and they're also naturally-born with psychic abilities in this universe!))

I disagree.

I may just have to correct that.

I'm not sure that you understand: I am disagreeing that they have those powers. I refuse to allow them to have those powers. They simply do not. CABL failed to ever state that they had these powers prior to their arrival; as such, they cannot have these powers. They are perfectly normal chupacabras without these special powers.

What on Earth are normal chupacabras?
Welp. Ok, what weapons do I have. Is the Emperor near? Can I get weapons from nearby? Dying after just waking up sounds terrible.

[Smoke Mirrors]

((Be careful, tho: Chupacabras have ability to teleport and they're also naturally-born with psychic abilities in this universe!))

I disagree.

I may just have to correct that.

I'm not sure that you understand: I am disagreeing that they have those powers. I refuse to allow them to have those powers. They simply do not. CABL failed to ever state that they had these powers prior to their arrival; as such, they cannot have these powers. They are perfectly normal chupacabras without these special powers.

What on Earth are normal chupacabras?

dog-like, reptillian, two legged, hairless, goat eating, livestock vampire from Mexican folklore.

[Glass]

What on Earth are normal chupacabras?

dog-like, reptillian, two legged, hairless, goat eating, livestock vampire from Mexican folklore.

They're trying to take their government back! Destroy them!

[johiah]

What on Earth are normal chupacabras?

dog-like, reptillian, two legged, hairless, goat eating, livestock vampire from Mexican folklore.

They're trying to take their government back! Destroy them!

Aghh so many sigh able things.

[star2wars3]

Recruit the dinosaurs into the army by offering them the blood of our enemies

[CABL]

((Remember, you have some Chaos dudes under Fatio's command))

((BTW, I saw someone on Ludeon forums (Rimworld developer) called "johiah". Johiah, are you playing Rimworld too?))

[Yoink]

FROM WITHIN EXHIBIT I WAS THROWN INTO, HAMMER OUT ANOTHER BEASTLY BLACKENED-DEATH METAL RIFF AND INSPIRE THESE "EXOTIC" FRUIT BATS TO DO BATTLE SAME AS I DID THE OTHERS
HAVE MY COMBINED BAT-FORCE SWARM ELIPHAS, PLUCKING HIM OFF STAGE INTO AIR AND DROPPING HIM INTO ENCLOSURE OF ALLIGATORS/CROCODILES/OTHER DANGEROUS CREATURE, WHILST I AD-LIB SOME TERRIFYING LINES ABOUT THE WEAK BEING RENDED APART BY THE FANGS OF THE SCALED ONES OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES

MEANWHILE, SPACELASER WILL ALSO CONTINUE PLAYING, HOPEFULLY STAYING IN TIME WITH ME, AS WELL AS ENCOURAGING THE CROWD. IF MORE ENEMIES ATTEMPT TO GAIN ENTRY TO STAGE, HE WILL KNOCK OVER STACK OF AMPS TO CRUSH THEM.

SOUND GUY WILL ATTEMPT TO INCREASE OUR VOLUME SOMEHOW, TO DRAW IN A LARGER FORCE OF METALHEADS FROM ACROSS ALL OF GENERICVILLE. HELL, ANYONE NOT ALREADY DEAD WILL PROBABLY COME SEE WHAT THE NOISE IS, AT WHICH POINT THEY CONVERTED TO METALHEADS BY THE IRRESISTIBLE POWER OF BLACKENED UKULELE METAL, TOO

[Imic]

Use my Magicks to stop the mugapocalypse.

[johiah]

((Remember, you have some Chaos dudes under Fatio's command))

((BTW, I saw someone on Ludeon forums (Rimworld developer) called "johiah". Johiah, are you playing Rimworld too?))

shifts eyes side to side
Mebbe.

[Yoink]

((WHO NOT PLAYING RIMWORLD THESE DAYS?))

[Glass]

((WHO NOT PLAYING RIMWORLD THESE DAYS?))

What's Rimworld?

[CABL]

((WHO NOT PLAYING RIMWORLD THESE DAYS?))

What's Rimworld?

((Basically Dorf Fortress in space. Not as complex as DF, but still quite good, you might like it.))

[johiah]

((WHO NOT PLAYING RIMWORLD THESE DAYS?))

What's Rimworld?

((Basically Dorf Fortress in space. Not as complex as DF, but still quite good, you might like it.))

Yeah it focuses more on individual characters. I want to play DF. Still don't. Fortress mode confusing.

[Rethi-Eli]

Then do adventure mode, it has all the gore with half the complexity.

Which is, granted, still complex, but manageable once you learn how to fill a waterskin.

[johiah]

Then do adventure mode, it has all the gore with half the complexity.

Which is, granted, still complex, but manageable once you learn how to fill a waterskin.

It only took one dying of thirst to figure that one out!