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Dustan Hache

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #705 on: June 10, 2017, 11:45:27 pm »

(Oh fine.)
get up and kick rethi Inbetween the legs for essentially clotheslining me off my horse. that's just rude!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2017, 03:11:48 pm by Dustan Hache »
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

CABL

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #706 on: June 11, 2017, 02:46:35 am »

"Enough of this, unbeliever! You've been nuisance to our cause for too long," said Eliphas to Milkdrinker. Then he ordered to Chaos Raptors to throw some melta-bombs at the remaining speakers, then distract Milkdrinker by attacking him. Eliphas climbs at the stage and is ready to deal with the musician.

If Chaos Raptors successfully distract Milkdrinker, grab his head from behind and rip it off. If not, bitch-slap Milkdrinker with my power fist six times, and then shred his belly with my Reaper Autocannon.
Send Ithadtam to fight to death against the Americans. Also, send a couple of Sorcerers to help Goatsby.
Main Army: Fortify the area around the city hall with Heavy Bolter Turrets.


((Goatsby, destroy the dimensional shield, please.))
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Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

Mallos

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #707 on: June 11, 2017, 03:41:51 am »

"OW. SHIT. OUROBOROUS, BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME MAN."

COMMAND OUROBOROUS TO CIRCLE AROUND ME AND PREVENT ENEMIES FROM COMING CLOSER, ALLOW ANY ALLIES TO PASS BY THOUGH. CAST A SPELL TO SHATTER THE DIMENSIONAL BARRIER.
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Gone. Departed. Headed off toward greener pastures.

ziizo

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #708 on: June 11, 2017, 05:46:23 am »

summon more ghosts
Templars destroy the chaos mages.
Ghost regiment moves to the battlefield and attacks Ithadtam
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #709 on: June 11, 2017, 07:53:15 am »

Remove the Chupacabras.
Continue finding video evidence, just 1 video is not really enough.
Close that portal.

We clear?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Zefermcdwarfpants

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #710 on: June 11, 2017, 08:05:26 am »

Saitama
Curse the President under breath and start to fight the menace of Mexican folklore and goats
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"Men! On my count!"
"Wait!" A waitress comes running out from the kitchen. "He is the new leader!"
"Why should we believe you?"
The waitress picks up the plate of waffles, and hands it to the man.
"The flag is in the waffles."
"Oh. That works then." Zefer becoming Leader of IHOP

Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #711 on: June 11, 2017, 08:16:38 am »

Saitama
Curse the President under breath and start to fight the menace of Mexican folklore and goats
Hey, what did I do wrong? If we don't stop these beasts, there will be worldwide massacres, not just one localized massacre! Sometimes, you just have to figure out who's the greater evil, and besides, we are working on defeating the Chaos troops, too.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Enemy post

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #712 on: June 11, 2017, 08:39:05 am »

"OW. SHIT. OUROBOROUS, BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME MAN."

COMMAND OUROBOROUS TO CIRCLE AROUND ME AND PREVENT ENEMIES FROM COMING CLOSER, ALLOW ANY ALLIES TO PASS BY THOUGH. CAST A SPELL TO SHATTER THE DIMENSIONAL BARRIER.

Whoops, I meant to say it rolled over Milkdrinker, not you.
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My mods and forum games.
Enemy post has claimed the title of Dragonsong the Harmonic of Melodious Exaltion!

johiah

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #713 on: June 11, 2017, 09:20:01 am »

Wait for my power armor
Ask the Emperor what he needs me to do.
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Oh no, you won't laser my death star.
On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating

spazyak

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #714 on: June 11, 2017, 10:53:53 am »

Go see if the gift shop has some batteries or if they have one of those audio tours that you can find by calling a phone number. Also stop to make some idle chat with people.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2017, 02:21:32 pm by spazyak »
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GENERATION 31:
The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
Sig-texts!

Gwolfski

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #715 on: June 11, 2017, 12:54:02 pm »

(this is going GREAT!)

Barricade up the place. Get guns too.

Use my van key to remote-call it to the roof.
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Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

Rethi-Eli

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #716 on: June 11, 2017, 01:11:39 pm »

Kick famine back, let them know that I'm working on a turn.

Attempt to summon Ithadtam's spirit into the giant suit of armor. If successful, perform an awesome high five.
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #717 on: June 11, 2017, 01:19:50 pm »

FIX THIS NONSENSE!  WITH !!SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #718 on: June 11, 2017, 04:19:51 pm »

"Keep zoning out. Blast. Alright, move!" Force the engine to run through sheer willpower.
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Generic Arms Race.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

ATHATH

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 31)
« Reply #719 on: June 11, 2017, 04:22:01 pm »

Spoiler: GM's Eyes Only (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 11, 2017, 04:23:39 pm by ATHATH »
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping
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