TURN 10The other cattle matter not; they may do as they please, and we shall not inhibit their actions, though neither shall we take responsibility.
No, as stated before... Found our kingdom!
1You try to found your kingdom, but your control slips momentarily and the cows start trashing the evil restaurant.
pull a cellphone out your trenchcoat and call a carpenter to fix the door.
You don't know why she is so angry You have been breaking that door in an almost weekly basis for 7 years, one could consider it a tradition know.
2She seems to still be annoyed. You try to call a carpenter, but have trouble finding the number.
order thugs to assist Ithadtam in building the fortress walls
seizure violently
We shall raise a mighty fortress!
6, 4The thugs begin helping the knight to construct a large, if overelaborate, fortress.
You successfully have a seizure.
Go home, and make chocolate milk and strawberry milk with the normal milk.
4You make the variants. They look tasty.
Pester OceanSoul with Ghost Pranks (TM) until he kills some cows.
If OceanSoul kills some cows, drink spectral milk directly from their ghosts.
4vs4You begin a series of
Ghost Pranks. You manage a few good scares, but you don't manipulate him into killing a cow at this time.
Eliphas the Inheritor looks rather angrily at Chaos Space Marine who denied his request for the audience.
"Listen, worm. You just denied access to me, most likely not even knowing who I am. I am Eliphas the Inheritor, The Purger of Kronus* and one of Dark Apostles of our great legion!
And you dare to deny my audience? I'm on a secret mission which Primarch Lorgar gave me personally, so please, think again and ask yourself: "Do I really want to piss off my superior-in-rank?"
* In Minimalism and Milk universe, he won Dark Crusade for Kronus (aka planet for which 40K factions were battling in DoW: Dark Crusade).
Intimidate the worm who denied audience to me
If successful: Gave milk to Lorgar and request elite force (same composition as in the previous post).
If not: Challenge him to a duel.
BTW, in which (Our calendar) year the RTD takes place?
1+2 for context vs 3The Chaos marine seems to waver in his determination. He still blocks you, but is obviously doubting himself. He draws his sword in response to your challenge.
take the milk shake. It's still milk
3You take the milkshake off the counter. A bit spills, but...
Fatio has acquired milk!Milk the cows, then bring the, to mo teach, and put them in to the cow side of the time machine, stick a spoon in the start thingimujiggy, look cool while pressing things and pulling other things, and blast off.
1You prepare to become the first man to travel through time. You're going to be one of history's greatest explorers. Suddenly, things start to go wrong. In a flash, the cows leave without you.
Automatically fix coffee.
2You heat your coffee back up again. Now it's too hot.
RAISE HAND, WAIT FOR GUIDE TO ACKNOWLEDGE
"EXCUSE ME MISS, DO GIRAFFES PRODUCE MILK?"
IF ANSWER IS YES, INVADE GIRAFFE ENCLOSURE WITH CUP AND ATTEMPT TO EXTRACT MILK FROM FEMALE SPECIMEN
6"Ummm, yes they do. Why do you..." You don't need to hear any more. Leaping into the exhibit, you run up to a female giraffe. As you reach her, her mate runs up kicking the ground and trying to chase you off.
Harbinger, accompanied by his troops, begins looking around for any traces of milk. If he is unsuccessful, then he indoctrinates a nearby human then makes him/her lead the way to the nearest place where milk can be found.
1,4vs2You get a bit lost and wander around for a while. Then you tire of searching and easily break the will of a local human. He leads you to the store.
Find a particularly ferocious animal enclosure, like a crocodile or a huge lion. Magically charm the beast into folllowing my every order.
2+1 for delayYou tame a particularly mean ostrich.
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