The vote was 6-2 against score, so we won't do that.
TURN 12repeat previous action
inquire about absence of Mallos' action
wrap up seizure, and try and summon two lightly armored mounted scouts to scour the area for female mammalian creatures
Uh oh.
On the hunt.
41,15You finish up your inexplicable seizure, and summon a pair of
Mongol horsemen. Your new cavalry rides off in search of animals. They report back that there's a bunch of cows around a certain house. Your other minions get lost inside the ancestral catacombs of your fortress.
XD Sure.
Set up a giraffe kingdom, encompassing all land on which we graze. We shall build vast castles, and all shall bow down to their giraffe overlords!
4Naturalists around the world are shocked to see giraffes congregating together and beginning to make strange wooden structures. Zoos and preserves make efforts to contain their giraffes.
Okay, I don't remember what was originally written that became sit-ups, but, nevertheless, I offer a homeless guy sip of the saucer's milk. If I find several, I make sure to approach them one-by-one and make sure they don't see the effects it had on others until he's already sipped it. Maybe I can find a few cats or dogs to give a sip to, too.
5You approach four homeless people and successfully convert them into cat-servants. You try your saucer on a cat. It's unchanged, but starts to follow you. A pair of dogs is also turned.
Go to work, assuming it's a weekday.
3You head to work. Your boss yells at you for being late.
I HAVE SEARCHED FOR THE MILK! NOW I WILL FIND THE MILK AND TAKE IT FOR MYSELF! PROBABLY!
5You clamber into a large COW (Collection Or Warfare) mech suit and march to the largest available supply of milk, the store. Bursting in through a side wall, you extend tentacles to gather all the milk. Several store employees fire submachine guns and pistols at you, but their bullets bounce harmlessly off your armor. You detect unusual concentrations of impure milk inside them.
Smash down through the roof and use telekinesis to gather all the milk in the settlement.
1You smash through the roof of this dwelling. You begin drawing in milk, but it is spoiled when the cows the milk was inside explode. You stop, so only the four closest cows went off.
I've technically "won", right?
Combine my human and ghost-cow forms into the ultimate milk-producing lifeform (that's still sapient and has my mind). Produce ludicrous amounts of milk. Win game harder.
6,4POWER. You merge your forms and the room shakes. You turn into a horrid hybrid of undead cow and man. You struggle to retain your mind. (-1 to actions that require thinking carefully) You know what you intended to do. You produce a ton of milk, which damages the kitchen floor. Cows explode in the next room for unrelated reasons.
Eliphas walks to Lorgar and bows before him. "Accept the milk from me, for I struggled hard for it. Our legion must grow stronger, Chaos must grow stronger..."
Carefully handle milk to Lorgar. Win the game.
If successful: Request permission from Lorgar to get elite strike force (2 Obliterators and 10 Chaos Space Marines with heavy weaponry + 1 Land Raider for transporting them). The game may be won, but Chaos will always benefit from more milk.
5Lorgar takes the milk bottles in his hands, looks at them skeptically, and drinks. He looks down at you, and speaks.
Eliphas. Take your troops. That city must be mine!You soon find yourself standing before a warp portal back to Genericville and clad in a suit of Terminator armor with new weapons to replace your sword.
Sure why not? Call the Japanese carpenter.
6You make the call. She's a bit annoyed to be called now, since she had just gone to bed in her time zone. She charges double, but you somehow convince her to fly over and fix the door. She's on the way.
Pour some into my giant hands, and then drink it.
2You spill the milk again and see a large warp portal opening across town.
Leave the automatic emergency return systems inside the time machine on this time, and go to float over the carnage happening in the city.
Also, I already won the game.
1You take off and fly over the city. It's a nice view for a moment, but then the time machine has a mechanical failure and crashes in a field.
Ride dire ostrich to somewhere like a grocery store. I need more bodies for more experiments!
4You arrive at the grocery store. You see a huge man in blue armor and some sort of robot breaking in from behind.
LEGSWEEP THE MALE GIRAFFE TO THE GROUND, THEN KNOCK HIM OUT WITH A SICK ELBOW DROP BEFORE MOTORBOATING HIS LADYFRIEND MILKING THE FEMALE GIRAFFE INTO CUP
While all the other giraffes set up our kingdom, all the giraffes in this zoo rush this man and kick the snot out of him.
I'm giving Glass a +2 here. There's a decent number of giraffes on display, and they're big.
Yoink was standing in the exhibit when the change came over the giraffes. Unperturbed, he charges. Yoink sweeps the leg and the bull falls. His war cry is cut off when the female kicks him in the face. Picking himself out of the wall, Yoink chokeslams a calf as it tries to finish him off. However, the rest of the herd swarms and stomps him repeatedly.
5vs6+2
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