TURN 15See if I have enough balloons to fly to the airport stored in my coat then.
3You only have a couple balloons. By letting the air out and holding on, you're able to haphazardly fly to the airport and land outside. You'll need to refill them to use again.
Cast a spell to put them under my control.
Wow. Thankfully, cows can still produce normal milk. Glad I lured a bunch of them into the apartment earlier!
Will the game end if milk is no longer obtainable?
4You cast another spell, and the cats you created are at your command. You sense approximately 2.7 million cats have been converted. However...
Cast a spell that would cleanse whole milk around the globe from OceanSoul's spell.
4The god of milk is displeased at Mal Tinkke's corruption of his domain. With a blast of divine will, you expunge the curse from the milk. Those already turned remain affected.
Most [giraffes] are still in cages or far away from cities though.
Hmn. Yes. Giraffe jailbreak. Let's do this.
Giraffes also produce milk. It is now a valuabale trading commodity, too.
1vs4The giraffes attempt to escape. However, the zookeepers were prepared by the strange sightings beforehand. The keepers prevent the escapes and increase security.
I could swear I posted an action for last turn. Huh.
Run away with Ithadtam, let grunts be expendable
1You try to escape on giant horseback, but Ithadtam's sense of chivalry would not even consider such a plan.
"For Honor!"
"Get 'im"
Stomp the big one.
5vs32vs35vs6Ithadtam draws his sword and runs the golem through with a mighty blow. The thugs blast away with their shotguns, but miss somehow. The golem recovers, and punches through Ithadtam's shield.
now that the man of iron can build more of himself and help defend, I will assist in holding the line.
Head to police bloackade, draw my bolter, and help lay down supressing fire against chaos undivided.
4,4vs6You reach the seige and fire, but the bolter rounds don't make much of an effect on the battle. A few Chaos troops turn to fire at you.
Eliphas uses his special vox-caster to contact another Chaos squad: "Champion, we are engaging local resistance! It's time to execute my plan! Attack police department to stop reinforcements. Glory to Chaos!". Then he stores his vox-caster in his ass and screams; "Land Raider, use Havoc Missile Launcher to destroy the cover of these worms! Then when their cover is destroyed, everybody shall concentrate fire on the enemies!". Then Eliphas starts raining hell from his Reaper autocannon on the police.
Give out the orders above*
Shoot at the police from my Reaper autocannon.
If Land Raider fails to destroy their cover, still order my soldiers to open fire on them.
* Strikeforce of the Champion consists of 1 Rhino with Heavy Bolter, 5 Havocs with Multi-meltas, and 5 Havocs with Heavy Bolters (+ Champion himself).
EDIT: fixed color.
1vs2You call in your backup to go wreck the police station. You unleash the Reaper against the police, but they manage to dodge away from the blasts.
"GLORY TO TZEENTCH! GLORY TO CHAOS!"
Attack police with horrible mutagenic spells from atop my dire ostrich mount
1vs4The police see you running in on a fanged ostrich and yelling magic words at them. On any other day, they would consider that surprising. Unfortunately, none of them are mutated.
"Hold the line!"
"Tear them apart!"
"Firing."
1vs2+16Things are not going well for the police. The Chaos Marines steadily drive them back and kill multiple officers. When the tank begins blowing the facade of the building apart, they retreat back into City Hall. Decorative structures crumble to the street under the bombardment.
"Complying."
5Deploy
4Elsewhere, the Man of Iron constructs a full squad of his kind, and the Chaos reinforcements deploy near the police station.
"OH JEEZ I'M SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY?"
QUICKLY HELP THEM UP (IF THEY CAN STAND), THEN PROCEED WITH HUG 'N' CRY
4"Hey, no hard feelings." They seem a bit distracted from your break-in as they retreat to try to stop the rogue giraffes. One keeper leads you to a first aid kit to treat your injuries.
Sir. Veggie Burgers Are Real Burgers
6"NO. I SAID. I WANT. A REAL-Gak!" Eventually, a cow tires of the customer's noises and chops him in half before throwing the pieces out the door.
PRODUCE MOAR MILK.
1You produce more acid, and burn a large hole into the basement. If you weren't incorporeal, you would have fallen in.
Try and discover the secretd of getting +1 on all rolls. And work on the time machine.
5,5You realize that the secret to getting a +1 on all rolls is to create a slightly more fortunate world. In other words, you need to go make a beneficial change somewhere in history. At any rate, the time machine hums back to life.
FIX THIS MILKY MADNESS. WITH !!SCIENCE!!!
3Deploying a Reserve Reverser Ray, you drain the strange milk from some of their bodies. Your enemies seem a bit confused and weakened without it.
"Take down the target!"
3-1 vs 2Without their powers, they make no progress in hurting you. You see the victims of your ray retreating into a back room.
Having tried and failed to recall the information regarding the project, suit man heads to where the project is being worked on and tries to get additional information.
4You reach the project area. A whiteboard reminds you that your company is working on an outsourced project from Symantec Corporation to find ways to improve Norton AntiVirus and compete with similar products.
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