TURN 17play tetris until the carpenter plane arrives.
1You play Tetris, but everything goes horribly wrong. You don't manage to complete even one row. Eventually, the carpenter's plane arrives.
Create impenetrable force field around my milk lake, so no one except me can get there.
3You put up the shield, but it's a bit flawed. Cows can still get through.
Oh that was cool, didn't mean to switch characters, that was more of an angry shout
heal up knight-buddy, get the hell outta dodge
5You fix Ithadtam's injuries with skill of an expert surgeon. Then you escape the dungeon unimpeded despite other traps and travails. Your Mongol riders are waiting outside with some captured cows.
Continue work on the titan, and have the cats attempt to seize as many milk factories and cow farms as they can!
3,4You finish the legs of your titan. Meanwhile, the cats infiltrate the factories and farms and come to secretly rule them. The house then collapses around you, but slowly enough that you aren't injured.
KEEP FIXING. THE WEIRD MILK. NONSENSE.
"Rocket out!"
2vs6You stomp ahead firing your weapons. In the confusion, one of the defenders is able to destroy your draining weapon with an RPG.
Perfect.
Those giraffes shall go and infiltrate the US government at the highest level, kick out the lizard people, and establish a GGC (giraffe government conspiracy).
Meanwhile, all the other giraffes will continue establishing our empire.
4vs15Your stealth giraffes engage in silent duels with the reptilians all over DC. Eventually the lizard resistance is crushed and they are driven from the city. People seem happy with their new and much taller Congressmen. Meanwhile, the other giraffes found their first towns.
"Wonderful. Now let's get to it."
Make the improvements!
2Unfortunately, the patches to Norton reveal fundamental issues with the program that you'll need to fix before you can improve the overall performance.
Turn everything into milk. EVERYTHING.
6You look around the house. You. Must. Acquire. Milk. In a blast of milk, the house twists and melts. For a moment, it wobbles in milk-form. Then the house collapses with an enormous splash. You have destroyed the house. Anyone who joins now and doesn't specify otherwise will start in a different house.
I go back in time to make the required changes.
4You travel back in time, intending to improve something. You find yourself above a darkened street as carriages pass by. Ford's Theatre sits beneath you.
"NAH I'M ALL GOOD, SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH"
SIP AT MY HOT CHOCOLATE, SAVOURING ITS MILK CONTENT AS I WATCH THE SITUATION FOR A WHILE
IF NOTHING EXCITING HAPPENS, HEAD TO A NEARBY MUSIC STORE AND ATTEMPT TO PURCHASE A GUITAR AND/OR BASS GUITAR
3Nothing interesting happens, if you don't count the milk rain and the Chaos invasion going on. You stop by the music store. They don't have any guitars in stock, but they do have ukuleles.
Retreat to the men of iron. Request they build bigger guns.
"O, CRAVEN GULLIMAN, STAY FOR A WHILE!"
Release the GOAT WITHIN, assuming my true form as a GOD OF BEASTS. With that done, see about warping Gulliman's legs into tree roots firmly embedded in the paved streets below.
After installing the flag, Eliphas looked at his troops below and congratulated his troops for serving him. Then he pointed his finger at the running enemy and said: "Look at the police and especially our main foe, Gulliman! They both are not interested in fighting for their causes! They only interested in saving themselves and nothing else! Mark my words, my fellow Word Bearers, today we will purge the weak from this world!"
Inspire the troops, then orders all the cultists to concentrate along with me and open a giant Warp Portal.
Summon more troops! Full-scale invasion is on!
After summoning more troops, order Chaos Basilisks to unleash an artillery barrage on the police station and the Men of Iron.
If Goatsby succeeds on stopping Gulliman with a spell, order Land Raider to destroy Gulliman!
1,2vs321+1(Cultist aid)Goatsby attempts to take a deific form, but instead becomes the Dog of Yeasts. It's a Labrador with bread powers. He still tries to stop Gulliman, but the primarch parries the spell with his sword and escapes to the police station. Gulliman orders the Men of Iron to build bigger guns, but the machines are currently too busy holding off Chaos to work on that. Eliphas tries to summon reinforcements, but the portal is a great undertaking and doesn't open yet.
Continue taking customers orders.
5+1You do an incredible job. Customer satisfaction is high enough that they don't question where the meat is coming from.
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