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Total Members Voted: 35

[ziizo]

wonder why you are paying for Oichi vacation then shrug and search for a nice hotel.

[Smoke Mirrors]

aiming for something important

Notthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehousenotthewhitehouse...

It wouldn't be the White House, DC is were demons get most of their business.

[OceanSoul]

Continue working ritual, and turn milk ash to high-strength powdered milk. As in, strong enough to turn the seas to milk.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Blast."

Walk to boss.

"Boss. There's something you should see. Find a window and look out of it. Then help me get our employees back under control. They all ran off when they saw the portal."

[ATHATH]

ITHADTAMMMMM
WHYYYYYYY
This wasn't supposed to happen... I... I just wanted a friend, a companion for when things go awry...

Why did you have to do this?

KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL. BRING THEM TO THEIR KNEES. SHOW NO MERCY. DO WHATEVER I MUST. DON'T STOP FIGHTING UNTIL EITHER EVERY LAST MINION OF CHAOS IS SLAIN, OR I DIE.

"I could give you the strength to destroy any force of Chaos that comes your way... if you promise to later help me bring about the milkpocalypse. What has this primitive, valueless world ever done for you, anyway?"

Summon a contract (and a functioning, ink-filled pen) and present it to this guy for signing.

"Just sign on the dotted line, and vengeance will be yours."

[Gwolfski]

((Any chance to still join?))

[Enemy post]

((Any chance to still join?))

Go ahead, I don't intend to stop people from joining.

[Gwolfski]

OK

Name: Andre Anderson
Description: Average guy
Reason for milk: Dietary requirements

First action: Gather up all my important belongings from my house and bring them to my white van. We're gonna hit the road.

[Smoke Mirrors]

ITHADTAMMMMM
WHYYYYYYY
This wasn't supposed to happen... I... I just wanted a friend, a companion for when things go awry...

Why did you have to do this?

KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL. BRING THEM TO THEIR KNEES. SHOW NO MERCY. DO WHATEVER I MUST. DON'T STOP FIGHTING UNTIL EITHER EVERY LAST MINION OF CHAOS IS SLAIN, OR I DIE.

"I could give you the strength to destroy any force of Chaos that comes your way... if you promise to later help me bring about the milkpocalypse. What has this primitive, valueless world ever done for you, anyway?"

Summon a contract (and a functioning, ink-filled pen) and present it to this guy for signing.

"Just sign on the dotted line, and vengeance will be yours."

The $#%# are you doing! I am the only demon here! I am the only one able to make contracts with people with huge drawbacks that otherwise seem miraculous! How !*#%ing dare you, IT'S ON LIKE GODZILLA MURDERING KING KONG!

(Diablo cusses a lot for anyone who hadn't noticed)

[Yoink]

"THIS... IS... MILKDRINKER!
DRINK MILK AND HAIL SATAAAAN!"    

TURN THE AMPS UP TO 666 (OR HOWEVER HIGH THEY GO) AND THEN, WITH THE ABOVE INTRODUCTION, LAUNCH INTO A BLISTERING UKULELE METAL ASSAULT, SCREAMING IMPROV LYRICS INVOLVING THE MIGHTINESS OF SATAN, THE DELICIOUSNESS (AND NUTRITIONAL VALUE!) OF MILK AND MOCKING THE LAMENESS OF BOTH THE GOD-EMPEROR AND HIS WIMPY CHAOS COUNTERPARTS

ZOO STAFF, VISITORS, TOURISTS, POSERS, CHAOS MARINES, OTHER PLAYERS, COWFOLK, MY FANS AND INNOCENT PASSERSBY ALIKE, NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE POWER OF MY MUSICAL ONSLAUGHT

ALSO POINT OUT TO GM THAT, AS CURRENT IN-GAME SEASON IS WINTER, ACTIONS INVOLVING THE PERFORMANCE OF GRIM, FROSTBITTEN BLACK METAL (INCLUDING BLACKENED UKULELE METAL OF COURSE) SHOULD RECEIVE AT LEAST A +1 BONUS

[Glass]

TURN THE AMPS UP TO 666 (OR HOWEVER HIGH THEY GO)

I would like to interest you in option 3.

[Smoke Mirrors]

I know a guy who can make you one that goes to 1000000000000066600000000000001

EDIT: "So, how are we going to kill the ghost" "So you're on board now" "He infringed on my demonic contract copy-write, HE MUST DIE" "Well, throwing him into the elder plain didn't work" "Lucifer would take him" "No, we need something special" "...I think I have an idea"

[Rethi-Eli]

So let me get this straight - The forces of chaos have joined forces with a goat completely human evil milk deity thing to fight myself and the God-Emperor of whatever, the harbringer of the apocalypse is proposing an offer to me, everyone is in the process of being enthralled by the power of Black Ukelele Metal, and the avatar of the Devil is fighting everyone?

This is amazing. Reaaaally amazing.

[Smoke Mirrors]

So let me get this straight - The forces of chaos have joined forces with a goat completely human evil milk deity thing to fight myself and the God-Emperor of whatever, the harbringer of the apocalypse is proposing an offer to me, everyone is in the process of being enthralled by the power of Black Ukelele Metal, and the avatar of the Devil is fighting everyone?

This is amazing. Reaaaally amazing.

No, its worse, Heaven and Hell are working together. Also, the devil has a management contract for MILKDRINKER. Not a demon management contract, a normal management contract, like the ones he had for KISS, Ozzy Osbourne, and Alice Cooper.

[Mallos]

So let me get this straight - The forces of chaos have joined forces with a goat completely human evil milk deity thing to fight myself and the God-Emperor of whatever, the harbringer of the apocalypse is proposing an offer to me, everyone is in the process of being enthralled by the power of Black Ukelele Metal, and the avatar of the Devil is fighting everyone?

This is amazing. Reaaaally amazing.

This is sig-worthy, and since it refers to my character... well, into the sig it goes.