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ATHATH

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #795 on: June 19, 2017, 02:05:22 am »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

THE SCION OF ENTROPY HAS COMPLETED HIS MISSION

DIE, PUNY MORTALS, AND KNOW THAT YOUR WORLD SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME

FOR NOW I SHALL BEGIN KILLING THE REST OF YOU FOR FUN

Respawn as the zombified form of all of the hopes and dreams that the zombie apocalypse has shattered/killed.

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS ANATHEMA TO CREATION, KILL.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

Imic

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #796 on: June 19, 2017, 05:33:40 am »


Reverse everything so that none of this ever happened!!!!!
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #797 on: June 19, 2017, 06:48:12 am »


Reverse everything so that none of this ever happened!!!!!

((be prepared for a horrible critical failure))
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Smoke Mirrors

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #798 on: June 19, 2017, 07:10:30 am »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

THE SCION OF ENTROPY HAS COMPLETED HIS MISSION

DIE, PUNY MORTALS, AND KNOW THAT YOUR WORLD SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME

FOR NOW I SHALL BEGIN KILLING THE REST OF YOU FOR FUN

Respawn as the zombified form of all of the hopes and dreams that the zombie apocalypse has shattered/killed.

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS ANATHEMA TO CREATION, KILL.


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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #799 on: June 19, 2017, 07:13:09 am »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

THE SCION OF ENTROPY HAS COMPLETED HIS MISSION

DIE, PUNY MORTALS, AND KNOW THAT YOUR WORLD SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME

FOR NOW I SHALL BEGIN KILLING THE REST OF YOU FOR FUN

Respawn as the zombified form of all of the hopes and dreams that the zombie apocalypse has shattered/killed.

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS ANATHEMA TO CREATION, KILL.


Nope
+1 to noping the hell out of this.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #800 on: June 19, 2017, 07:59:29 am »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

THE SCION OF ENTROPY HAS COMPLETED HIS MISSION

DIE, PUNY MORTALS, AND KNOW THAT YOUR WORLD SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME

FOR NOW I SHALL BEGIN KILLING THE REST OF YOU FOR FUN

Respawn as the zombified form of all of the hopes and dreams that the zombie apocalypse has shattered/killed.

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS ANATHEMA TO CREATION, KILL.


Nope
+1 to noping the hell out of this.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping
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Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

I’m running a game/mechanics test called Fate/Mechanics Test. Feel free to check it out.

CABL

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #801 on: June 19, 2017, 08:18:00 am »

YEEEEEES!



It's clickable, btw.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #802 on: June 19, 2017, 09:27:53 am »

Shut down the portal, shut down the forcefield, sent an evacuation notice to everyone is Genericville, bomb it or send War and his dudes in depending on whether or not the forcefield is down.

Send out signals in an attempt to contact people (NOT the Dark Eldar) who will help us get rid of Chaos. Hell, even the Orks would work, I guess.


EDIT: I forgot about the Chupacabra king.
Time for psychic overmind time! Our army has not fallen, only retreated. Now tell us what you want.
DO NOT Accept help from the Orks. That would only make it much, much, worse later.

Anyways:
Order the Astropath to update me as soon as she figures it out.
Have the TechPriests examine the device, BUT DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON, EVEN IF YOU THINK ITS OFF. (I don't want Guilliman dying from a critical fail.)
Order the last chancers back into space, and Exterminatus this twisted future of Earth 2.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 09:40:17 am by johiah »
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Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #803 on: June 19, 2017, 09:33:10 am »

Orks are entertaining and probably easily bribale. Plus they're latent psychics; if we can convince them that something should work, it will.

But fine, no orks, less dakka.

EDIT: any way to get us an Emprahsqueu? (I probably botched that spelling)
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 09:37:20 am by Glass »
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

johiah

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #804 on: June 19, 2017, 09:39:41 am »

Orks are entertaining and probably easily bribale. Plus they're latent psychics; if we can convince them that something should work, it will.

But fine, no orks, less dakka.

EDIT: any way to get us an Emprahsqueu? (I probably botched that spelling)

" This is due in part to how Imperial scholars now believe that they reproduce: Orks release fungal spores, which grow into a plant-like womb underground that nourishes the bodies of the various Orkoid species. This is the entire basis of the Orkoid ecosystem, producing first Squigs, then Snotlings who cultivate the Squigs and the fungus they feed on, then Gretchin to build the Greenskin settlements, and finally the Orks themselves. This means the Orks, wherever they go, will have an abundance of food, slaves and other resources, a moving Orkoid ecosystem that supports them as they unleash their WAAAGH!s

This also makes it extremely difficult to rid a planet of Orks, even if the initial invasion is defeated. Orks release spores throughout their lives, but release them massively at the moment of death. Without a nearby population of Orks, the alien fungus will eventually start the Orkoid life cycle anew. Decades after weathering an Ork WAAAGH!, settlements on a planet can find themselves faced with an unexpected attack from Feral Ork tribes coming out of the wilderness. The only way to effectively remove all of the Orks once they are on a planet is through a planetary Exterminatus action."
Gotten from the wiki. Orks are bad. Do not let them land.

Also, as far as the Emprahsque getting personally involved, probably not. He's busy finding Jaghatai Khan and the other Primarchs, messing with chaos, and some other things for the next few weeks.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 09:41:51 am by johiah »
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Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #805 on: June 19, 2017, 10:01:23 am »

Fair enough.

Any way the Emprahsque could help us out while still doing what he's currently doing? Shutting down all of Chaos's portals, everywhere, maybe?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

johiah

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #806 on: June 19, 2017, 10:04:43 am »

Fair enough.

Any way the Emprahsque could help us out while still doing what he's currently doing? Shutting down all of Chaos's portals, everywhere, maybe?
You ARE technically a psychic overmind, why not ask him personally?
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Glass

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #807 on: June 19, 2017, 10:11:56 am »

Doing so. Gimme a moment to edit my action.

EDIT: it is done.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 10:18:47 am by Glass »
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Gwolfski

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #808 on: June 19, 2017, 01:40:52 pm »

Gonna edit my action, just fyi
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ATHATH

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Re: Minimalism and Milk (Turn 34)-IMPACT
« Reply #809 on: June 19, 2017, 04:01:05 pm »

Addendum to my above action: KILL the people that are messing with time/trying to undo the apocalypse first.

I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping
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