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[DolosusDoleus]

You insert $1.50 into the machine, and grab he resulting bag of Roritos.

Do you eat them?
A: Yes! Delicious delicious Roritos!
B: Not now, but maybe later.
C: That hobo look hungry. Give the Roritos to him?
D: I actually want to buy somehing else...(Chose from the tems in the last post)

Ring... Ring... Ri-*click* "Who the hell is this? It's two in the goddamn mo-"

"HOWDAREYOULEAVEMEYOUSONOFABITCHILOVEDYOUANDYOUTOOKMYHEARTAND THREWITINTHETRASHCANANDIHADTOFISHITOUTANDITWASREALGROSS ANDDIRTYANDTHEREWASABANANNAPEELONITANDITWASREALGROSSSOWHY DIDYOULEAVEMEYOUSONOFABITCH"

"...Audrey, are you drunk again?"

"...yes"

"Do you need to crash at my place? Is that why you were calling?"

A: "yespleaseidontknowwheretogo"
B: "NO! Of course not! I was calling you to..."(If B, specify why you were calling.)

Status: Blind Drunk
Cash: $998.50
Items: Purse, Phone, Car Keys, Wallet, Dool Canch Roritos

[StrawBarrel]

C: That hobo look hungry. Give the Roritos to him?

A: "yespleaseidontknowwheretogo"

[birdy51]

Our drunken charity is immense. C @ A.

[Mardent23]

+1.

[Detoxicated]

+1

[DolosusDoleus]

"Alright, fine. I won't be awake when you get here, and you gotta find your own way here. I'll leave the door to my apartment unlocked. Don't get into any trouble, okay?"

"yesokaythankssorryaboutthatandy"

"It's fine. See you in the morning."

*click*

How do you plan on getting to Andy's?
A: Call a cab, even though  you'll have to pay through the nose for fare.
B: Hitchhike! What could possibly go wrong?
C: Eeeh, you can walk. Some fresh air'll be good for you.
D: Take the car! You're definitely sober enough to drive!

After you put your phone back in your purse, you toss the bag of Roritos to the bum, who exclaims,

"Thank you ma'am! God bless your soul! Here, I have something for you!"

The bum reaches deep into his pockets and pulls out a crumpled, slightly wet pamphlet which he eagerly presses into your hands.

"Take it, read it!"

What do you do with the pamphlet? How do you respond? (Free response)

Status: Blind Drunk
Cash: $998.50
Items: Purse, Phone, Car Keys, Wallet, Pamphlet

[Mardent23]

THankz!

[thatroleplayerGal]

"Yah I used to have a ferrahi but y'knaww I'm just so churahitable thezze dayyyyys so I just GIVE MONEY AWAY FOR FHREE APPARHENTLY! WHAT AHM I A FREAKIN' BANK?! WAHTEVER!"

Then storm away.

A. We'll read the pamphlet in the taxi.

[birdy51]

D.

We've noy thot drink.

[StrawBarrel]

C.

[Detoxicated]

C