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Author Topic: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]  (Read 1846 times)

DolosusDoleus

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You Are Drunk!

Argh.

Aaaaaaaaargh.

Wha?- *BARF*

Argh.

"Alright buddy, time to head out," a blob says at it suddenly appears before your bloodshot eyes. Eyebrows furrowing, you concentrate as the blob starts to take a human shape before you lose focus and turns into a blob again.

You pull yourself together enough to clear the fuzzy clouds of booze floating about you mind as you send your arm searching about the bartop to find your glass of

(Warning: This will determine the  setting!)
A: Glorious Tequila
B: Tasty Vodka
C: Cold Beer
D: Cheap Wine
E: Rum

"Sir, I have to ask you to leave. Can you hear me Mr..."

What is your Name?
What is your Trait?
A: Wealthy
B: Charming
C: Perceptive
D: Brawler
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2017, 04:10:26 pm »

We are Audrey Bells (women drink too!), a Wealthy, spoiled young woman with an ego just as large as our inheritance, and are currently drinking our eigth shot of Tasty Vodka.
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It's really easy to get into Coc; trust me, all you need is one taste of Coc and you'll be begging for more! I wasn't even sure I would like Coc until after I got a taste, and now I'm all about Coc!

Y'know, there should really be a better abbreviation for Call of Cthulhu.

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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2017, 04:35:39 pm »

Well, okay, +1 to the above, except it should be cheap wine.
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2017, 04:36:32 pm »

Yes, we are Audrey Bells, and our drink of choice is cheap wine, which is odd because we are exceptionally wealthy.  Specifically, we are drinking a brand known as "Wine Drink" from the fine vineyards of North Dakota.

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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2017, 06:01:43 pm »

You grumble a bit as you look up at the blob, before he says "Sorry, Ms. Bells, you have to leave now. As wonderful as your continued patronage is, I don't want any more vomit on my floor. So if you could just let Hernandez here lead you to the door you can be on your way."

Buzz fading, you make one final effort to bring the blob into view. Your vision is still rather blurry, but you can make out the admittedly hazy outline of Matt, owner and bartender of Lonnie's Bar. Twisting your head a little, you next see the significantly more muscular figure of Hernandez in the process of pulling you off your stool, spilling your glass all over the floor.

As you groggily contemplate the disheartening situation of your wine, you are jerked back as Hernandez drags you to the door as Matt calls out "See you tomorrow Audrey, don't get in any trouble." You then suddenly, and quite unexpectedly, get dropped on the curb.

Well, shit. What now?

Status: Blind Drunk
Cash: $1000
Items: Purse, Car Keys, Phone, Wallet
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2017, 06:09:21 pm »

Take out the phone and look for the dude named Andy call him and tell him to bring us home.
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2017, 06:14:39 pm »

Ah, yes, Andy, our butler.

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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2017, 06:53:23 pm »

Take out the phone and look for the dude named Andy call him and tell him to bring us home.
Taking out our phone is a good idea, but calling Andy? No way. We should call Chad and complain at him for dumping us and losing out at all... this.
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It's really easy to get into Coc; trust me, all you need is one taste of Coc and you'll be begging for more! I wasn't even sure I would like Coc until after I got a taste, and now I'm all about Coc!

Y'know, there should really be a better abbreviation for Call of Cthulhu.

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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2017, 09:18:31 pm »


Taking out our phone is a good idea, but calling Andy? No way. We should call Chad and complain at him for dumping us and losing out at all... this.
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Never mind that, what if Chad calls our boss?! We'd be fired! Not that we need the money or anything, but still! We should call Lisa, to make sure we're covered at work.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2017, 11:19:24 pm by Mardent23 »
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2017, 10:30:31 pm »

Use our blind drunk vision to scan the vicinity for vending machines.
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2017, 11:58:53 pm »

You reach into your purse, an impulse to call Andy immediately. Yes, Andy! Andy will help.

...who the hell is Andy, anyway?
A: Your loser ex, who dumped you not two weeks ago.
B: The guy who comes to mow your lawn on Tuesdays. He counts as a butler, right? The last "butler" quit, so...
C: Your coworker. He's pretty stuck-up but the boss 'll be pretty peeved if you don't get someone to cover for you tomorrow.

As the phone starts calling, you push yourself off the curb in search of munchies. Fortunately, Lonnie's has a vending machine propped up against the side. Unfortunately, there's dried vomit all over the glass, and despite a vigorous arm-brushing none of it will come off! You can see a few items, however. You choose to buy
A: Dool Canch Roritos
B: Generic Soda
C: A packet of brown crystals, which you are too drunk to read the packaging of

Besides all of that, there's a bum on the curb giving you a weird look. What do you do?

Status: Blind Drunk
Cash: $1000
Items: Purse, Phone, Car Keys, Wallet
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2017, 12:47:06 am »

A. Screw you Andy! You're missing out! We're having the time of our lives!

imissyousomuchpleasecomebacktome

B, and chuck the soda at the hobo staring at us.

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Y'know, there should really be a better abbreviation for Call of Cthulhu.

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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2017, 09:56:45 am »

B: He is hot right?

C: Crystallsssssssssss
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2017, 01:09:54 pm »

A&A.
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Re: You Are Drunk (Get in before you pass out!) [Rapid-Fire(ish) SG]
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2017, 02:28:10 pm »

C A
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