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Yoink

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ROLL TO GET NUKED
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:58:37 pm »

OH SHIT IT HAPPENING

NUCLEAR WAR BROKEN OUT


MISCELLANEOUS ASIAN NATION(S) GONNA NUKE YOUR COUNTRY'S ASS BACK TO STONE AGE

EVEN UNIMPORTANT CITY WHERE GAME SET (YOU START AT GM'S HOUSE BY THE WAY BECAUSE GM LAZY AND UNIMAGINATIVE)   

SIRENS GOING OFF AND STUFF

HOW YOU SURVIVE?! >WHAT DO??   
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2017, 09:06:40 pm »

>SIGN UP FOR LOCAL VAULT-TEC VAULT!
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Yottawhat

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2017, 09:18:01 pm »

Dig a reallllllllly deep hole.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2017, 09:24:25 pm »

>SIGN UP FOR LOCAL VAULT-TEC VAULT!
[2] YOU CALL NUMBER FOR VAULT-TEC, NO ANSWER
GUESS THEY PROBABLY BUSY LOADING ALL THE PRE-BOOKED CUSTOMERS INTO VAULTS BY NOW

WHOOPS


Dig a reallllllllly deep hole.
[4] YOU GRAB SHOVEL, HEAD TO FRONT YARD AND START DIGGIN'

MAKE GOOD PROGRESS, IS AT LEAST BIG ENOUGH FOR A GRAVE SO FAR... WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED, REALLY   

Item Acquired: Shovel!   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Shadowclaw777

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2017, 09:31:42 pm »

Create diplomatic negations with said enemy, by utilizing reverse-psychology, that if they blow us up it will only to a Nuclear Holocaust for everyone. Most people don't want that, unless their entire government is ran by revolutionaries than sure.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2017, 09:33:19 pm »

Get on a boat!  Boats be safe from nukes!
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2017, 09:44:50 pm »

Keep on digging.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2017, 09:57:00 pm »

Start tying fireworks to the GM house for your scape to space plans
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2017, 11:22:42 pm »

We're at the GM's house? Easy, then; I type a turn for ROLL TO GET NUKED at his computer that undoes the nukes, whether they're all duds or some other such thing.
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Mallos

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2017, 11:30:51 pm »

Erase the nukes from existence through intense meditation and Solipsism. Failing that I'll probably just eat a block of cheese and wait for death by nuclear explosion.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2017, 12:23:26 am »

Activate force field surrounding my house.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2017, 01:01:54 am »

STOP NUKES WITH MIND. SAVE DAY. BE HAILED AS HERO.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 01:04:33 am by ATHATH »
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2017, 02:17:36 am »

TRY TO HIJACK GLOBAL BROADCAST AND IF SUCCESSFUL, SAY THIS SENTENCE TO STOP THE NUKES, AND START THE ERA OF LOVE AND PEACE!


Yes, I play as Tommy Wiseau in this RTD, why do you ask?

If nukes will succeed, will this RTD turn into "Roll to survive in the Post-apocalyptic wasteland"?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 03:04:45 am by CrocAndBearLover »
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2017, 02:28:12 am »

AH FUCK

TURN INTO BIGGER NUKE THAN THE NUKES NUKING ME

YOU CAN'T OUTNUKE A BIGGER NUKE
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2017, 03:03:11 am »

Become a god
Destroy nukes
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