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Sir_Castic

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Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« on: May 12, 2017, 06:38:20 pm »
God, we get it. It rains blood. Get over it.  ::)
Dwarfs are such light-weights.
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2017, 11:12:02 pm »
They will rarely fall into despair if there is soap and an indoors water zone (set the 'o' 'z' for 'w' and 'f' to "zone only").
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 10:49:09 pm »
Quote from: anewaname on May 12, 2017, 11:12:02 pm
They will rarely fall into despair if there is soap and an indoors water zone (set the 'o' 'z' for 'w' and 'f' to "zone only").
Wait, so it's not that it's raining blood that they're despairing over, it's that the blood is on them?
I take it back, that's pretty hardcore of them  :P
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2017, 02:35:30 am »
Evil biomes are pretty fucking metal.
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A tendon in the skull has been torn!
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 06:39:46 am »
I was going to make a comment about how metal that thread title was, but someone beat me to it.

And yes, soap.

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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2017, 07:45:34 am »
And next up is "UristMcDethcock" with their hit single "Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood".
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2017, 08:40:06 am »
With a solo on an instrument consisting of 673 glass pipes hit with a bone mallet.
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2017, 04:09:46 pm »
May as well call it Hepatitis A-C rain.
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2017, 08:44:46 am »
just be glad it isnt the kind of rain that makes you melt
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2017, 09:25:26 am »
Had something similar happen, but it was raining elf blood. During an elven siege. My dwarves broke, the elves didn't.
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2017, 09:42:01 am »
Quote from: StagnantSoul on May 29, 2017, 09:25:26 am
Had something similar happen, but it was raining elf blood. During an elven siege. My dwarves broke, the elves didn't.

When you're morally required to eat those you've defeated, you see a lot of blood. A LOT
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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2017, 09:43:56 am »
Quote from: Arthropleura on May 29, 2017, 09:42:01 am
Quote from: StagnantSoul on May 29, 2017, 09:25:26 am
Had something similar happen, but it was raining elf blood. During an elven siege. My dwarves broke, the elves didn't.

When you're morally required to eat those you've defeated, you see a lot of blood. A LOT

Ah I guess that's true... I was laughing my ass off when I saw the force of nature arrive, then it starts raining elf blood... Until I wondered why the squad was running around, lost in despair...
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I threw night creature blood into a night creature's heart and she pulled it out and bled to death.
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Places to jibber madly at each other, got it
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If any of them are made of fire, throw stuff, run, and think non-flammable thoughts.

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Re: Dwarfs Despairing in Rains of Blood
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2017, 09:52:16 am »
I request every dwarf having broke before the elves to have their beard baby clean shaved and to be made garbage haulers. HUGH
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