so now i can beat anyone i want?
You're on the wishlist. I select a random person from the list every time someone dies and they get in. So for now, just watch the tread and hope people die.
Now that I'm closer and tangled together, let's laser his face too. Then poison, bite and murder.
GP // MJ DN IO
YZ DN // // //
FY DN // // AO
// VL DN // PW
AG FN // // FM
AG FM // // //
AG // BF CK OU
Uses left: 8
Head: Normal bald head, bearded vertical mouth that can shoot lasers.
Neck: Human neck, with a vertical fanged mouth.
Chest: Human chest with vertical fanged mouth. Huge human ear on back, like a wing, malformed and twisted.
Abdomen: Human abdomen with a vertical fanged mouth. Huge wasp stinger from small of back, huge poison sack.
Arms: Very long and thing tendril ending in a foot long bone blade.
Arms: Left arm detached.
Legs: Long, very sharp bone blades.
Whole Body: Doubly tall, massively muscular, and covered in armadillo plates.
Snap his neck with my arms.
Your head is a human head, but with a discoball style arrangements of laser emitters instead of hair. Normal human neck. Chest become like human flagella, longer, wigglier, and boneless. Your abdomen has a fur of tiny arms but is otherwise human. You have normal human arms and legs. Except there are 3 of each, making for 6 arms and 6 legs total.
GP IO MJ IO IO
// YZ // // //
// // AA NK //
// VL EE // //
MM // EC // MM
EN // // // //
MM // BF // MM
[2+7][1+4]
Neither Aoshi or Person are really bringing their"A" game here. In fact I'd say they're basically just flailing wildly. But their flailing has a fair amount of deadly weaponry behind it so thats enough. Despite his flagella body offering some increased dodging potential for his head, Person is still decapitated by a blast from Aoshi's laser-mouth.
TR // MJ TR TR
AR AR AR AR LN
SG SG SG EQ EQ
XO XO XO // QR
EC // CH CH CH
EN UR QQ QQ QQ
GP BF IO // LN
Your head becomes an elephant head. That head has human hair on it that ends in tiny little elephant heads that have sloth claws for tusks. Your neck swells into a massive hydrogen gas bladder covered in monkey tails. Your chest becomes that of a massive bear, made even more massive by the fact that it seems to be unnaturally long. Its hair is not normal bear hair, instead it is sharp and stinging, with a coating of tar on the skin. Your abdomen is that of a whale, not as massive as a normal whale but still very big, with a single huge bioject sprouting out the back. it also has a single bull horn on its side for...some reason. You have normal human arms and then massive praying mantis limbs just above them, sprouting from the same shoulder. Your leg is a normal leg, but with a mane around the ankle, two huge nostrils in the knee and skittering centipede legs running down the side of the limb. Your body twists and contorts to form the vague shape of a human head, your skin turns silver-red and your pores start releasing low energy lasers, and your body is covered in heavy scale plates.
TR // MJ TR IO
AR AR AR // LN
SG SG SG EQ EQ
XO XO XO // AR
AB // CH CH CH
TR IO // CH HO
BF BF IO // LN
AO and Person are focused on each other, not to mention close together. I probably have even more lasers, to boot. Float myself out of melee range, insofar as the cage allows, then laser them both to death.
You have an elephant head, with hair that ends in tiny elephant heads that toot lasers. Albeit lasers so tiny that they're basically worthless. Your neck is a giant gas bladder with monkey tails. Your abdomen loses the horn and gains a random gas bladder. Your human arms are replaced with bone hooks, but the mantis arms remain. Your legs become whale heads that can scream lasers, they also have big pulsating infection glands. Your body is covered in fish scales, scale plates and leaks a constant haze of weak laser light.
You pull a SY, float back away from melee range and try to laser AO. Your lasers are...well pretty weak really. Your best ones are the whale heads.
[2+3][6+2]
AO side steps your laser.
ZZ MJ XY // //
// YZ // II //
II // // NK LO
// VL // KL //
// HJ EC KL //
EN // TY // //
HO OH BG OJ JO
An ordinary human, this person looks exactly like a genderless, featureless clone of another ordinary human.
Do whatever seems most survivable. Cling to cage walls.
Your head is a human mouth with teeth made of hairy antlers. Your neck is a normal human neck, but with a single buffalo horn. Your chest is a buffalo horn that goes from neck to abdomen, but there is also a human chest in there. A human chest shaped like a big old dick. Congrats. You finally found it. Your abdomen is human, but with a plague gland just growing out of it. Your arms are strange things: they're full of flickering blue light and seem to flash out of existence for a tiny fraction of a second every now and again. They're shaped like human arms but aren't actually, they're just soft and unresponsive organs. They also seem to be leaking some sort of extremely pestilent substance. Your legs remain, but long bone spears sprout beside them, such that you now have to walk on their tips, like stilts. Your entire body is covered in small purple sores that leak pus, out of your back an enormous, tree-like mushroom sprouts, doubling you over with its weight, and your body becomes covered in feathers and your bones become fragile and hollow. Finally, your skin turns red-orange and your entire body begins producing an insane amount of heat. You're literally as hot as a branding iron.
You walk over and...well you can't climb as you are so you just press yourself against the fence. It starts getting quite hot.
Blah. Laser any aggressors, keep floating, mutate.
// // // BF BF
OQ IO IO IO IO
BF BF BF BF BF
GP IO IO IO IO
AR AR AR AR AR
// // BF // //
// // // // //
Hypothesis: Either I'll just lose the crystal armor and I'll get a lot of info about BF, or I'll disappear entirely. In the latter case, I get to stop worrying about making a genome in time. yay.
Your head vanishes. Your neck becomes a lion head, with laser eyes, a mane of fleshy bloodhound ears and tiny sprouting antlers. You have a double large human chest in the vague shape of a head for your Chest. It rotates along its axis and has patches of soft, fluffy mothwing skin. Your abdomen is a human head with massive silver-red laser eyes that spews smoke from its mouth. Your arms are two massive hydrogen gas bladders covered in squirming monkey tails. Your legs are replaced by reddish organs that spew out flammable gas. They are in a vague, chimera-ish shape, a cross between elephant and crocodile. Your whole body is covered in crystalline plates in the shape of armadillo shells.
Your head vanishes. Your neck becomes a lion head that can roar out massively powerful lasers, your chest vanishes, your abdomen becomes a human head with massively powerful laser vision. Your arms become giant hydrogen gas bladers that sprout from your abdomen head. You have no legs. You're basically a floating pair of laser heads.
You hover in place.
XAN RADIO AND CRAZY ABE WIN THEIR BETS! XAN (XN) IS IN! THE ENTIRE CAGE HAS BEGUN TO ROTATE ! ANYONE ON THE GROUND IS BEING PUSHED TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE EDGE OF THE CAGE BY THE G-FORCE!
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