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primaldirectory

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I Fell Like I should be worried
« on: July 15, 2019, 03:27:45 pm »




And ofcourse next thing i know he's requesting residency!
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Re: I Fell Like I should be worried
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2019, 04:55:24 pm »

You very much should be worried... or just deny him? If he has no other reason to stick around, he'll leave immediately if his petition is refused.
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Superdorf

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Re: I Fell Like I should be worried
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2019, 08:56:28 pm »

What you have here is a golden oppurtunity: a known vampire!

Accept the offer. Then messily kill the vampire in a small water reservoir, and use the resulting blood-water to produce a line of immortal vampiric super-soldiers. I suggest using other petitioned residents for this-- humans and elves will take to the vampirism much more easily than dwarves, because of their lack of alcoholism.

Vampire fort. What could possibly go wrong? :D
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Feathermind

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Re: I Fell Like I should be worried
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2019, 08:47:53 pm »

Hire him.  Art always demands a blood price.  Assign him to the "special" tavern in the catacombs where the dwarves keep their best wine.

Then wall him in and rename the location to "The Screaming Vampire."
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: I Fell Like I should be worried
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2019, 08:51:09 pm »

I often fall right over when worried. In fact, when I am uncertain as to whether or not something concerns me, I often grade the distance and speed at which I toppled for use as as a metric.

Anyway, he's gonna eat yer dorfs. Kill 'im or lock 'im up.
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Lemunde

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Re: I Fell Like I should be worried
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2019, 05:23:12 am »

With Bone Daddy "improving" your beds? Yeah, I'd be worried too.
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