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Dragofire

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The Men Of Flamebite
« on: January 21, 2020, 01:02:06 pm »

We have been exiled. Why? Because Our EX-majesty has exiled us for the crime of
Wait for it ...






- not making a slade throne.
Why? Because she wants a room made entirely out of precious materials. WITH A SLADE THRONE TO TOP IT OFF.
urgh.

My name is Rovod Crankgear, Metalsmith, and we are exiled because of the machinations of a daft half-insane queen who was dropped seven times by the previous queen as a baby.

Dragofire

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Re: The Men Of Flamebite
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2020, 01:08:21 pm »

Granite 15
We have arrived at a great jungle. Me and Kadol searched the wagon we had been given for supplies. There was a pick, a battle axe, two barrels of ale, fifteen plump helmets and a pig tail rope.

To start off, I have designated every tree on the map to be chopped down. Better do it before the hippies come and complain.

Slate 2
Some giant thrips have appeared. They are on top of a tree. I order the tree not to be cut - its down. And silly Deduk has been covered in thrips. They wander off, luckily.

(Sorry about the lack of pictures, I will post very frequently.)