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Author Topic: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic  (Read 373218 times)

Sir Knight

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #495 on: September 28, 2018, 10:53:04 pm »

First, I don't think you need to worry about carving in something "too valuable"; by definition, it will become more valuable after carving!

Second, be adopted by cat (in shadow behind pillar).
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mightymushroom

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #496 on: September 29, 2018, 08:32:31 am »

Second, be adopted by cat (in shadow behind pillar).
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #497 on: September 29, 2018, 12:17:29 pm »

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #498 on: October 10, 2018, 09:58:58 pm »

First, I don't think you need to worry about carving in something "too valuable"; by definition, it will become more valuable after carving!

Second, be adopted by cat (in shadow behind pillar).

You carve near the cat who seems to have some sort of allergy problem.



Near the completion of your cheese you hear someone shout behind you.



"Oi! Defacing public property? Explain yourself!"
« Last Edit: March 10, 2019, 04:18:34 pm by MadMonkey »
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King Zultan

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #499 on: October 11, 2018, 07:44:03 am »

Quickly begin to play our instrument and dance, in hopes that he'll forget about what he's mad about.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #500 on: October 12, 2018, 07:09:12 am »

Hey, you're back! Awesome.

Throw the cat at him as your explanation.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #501 on: October 12, 2018, 11:58:25 am »

Stand Aside, THE CHEESE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!
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*scribble scribble*

Yes?

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #502 on: October 12, 2018, 01:15:40 pm »

Stand Aside, THE CHEESE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!

+1 Pose dramatically as though you have completed a great work of art as well.

Hey, you're back! Awesome.

Throw the cat at him as your explanation.

This is the best possible backup plan. +1
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FACT I: Post note art is best art.
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

MottledPetrel

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #503 on: October 12, 2018, 07:46:58 pm »

This man is practically invulnerable from the waist up, and he's party central from the waist down.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #504 on: October 12, 2018, 07:49:16 pm »

This man is practically invulnerable from the waist up, and he's party central from the waist down.

*checks again*

He is wearing no pants and one boot. If we must flee (presumably after deploying cat-turemeasures), try to locate whichever party THAT guy came from.
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FACT I: Post note art is best art.
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

MottledPetrel

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #505 on: October 12, 2018, 08:26:04 pm »

Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #506 on: October 12, 2018, 08:50:29 pm »

Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?
Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?
Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?

New plan: Throw the cat, kick the guard in the dick, take the shield, get the hell out of dodge and go forth in search of new adventures. Become the kobold legend you were meant to be.
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FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

MottledPetrel

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #507 on: October 12, 2018, 09:01:41 pm »

We could take that shield and just get the hell out of the fortress and become a kobold god. Of course, no matter how wasted that guy is, there's probably almost no chance that we'll actually be able to get it and get out, plus an adamantite shield is kinda useless because a wooden shield can block just as well. That being said, however, considering our size we could probably just tie the shield to our back and become virtually impenetrable from that side. We'd probably lose all semblance of stealth with a blue, shiny dish on our back though, so maybe we could cover it in dirt to make it look like an old must iron shield? At this point I don't really know, unless that guy is so plastered that he sees five of us I don't really think it's worth giving the fortress a legitimate reason to kill us.
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Staalo

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #508 on: October 13, 2018, 03:03:22 am »

He is wearing no pants and one boot.
So a member of fortress militia then? Just tell him there's a siege outside and he'll proceed to Get Provisions, Sleep and Get Equipment and will probably have forgotten our hapless artist by then.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2018, 03:58:52 am by Staalo »
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #509 on: October 13, 2018, 04:37:58 am »

Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?
Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?
Hold up, did he leave his fucking adamantite shield by his bar stool?

New plan: Throw the cat, kick the guard in the dick, take the shield, get the hell out of dodge and go forth in search of new adventures. Become the kobold legend you were meant to be.
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