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Should you bring Mathias with you?

Yes! We have to show him the power of !!FRIENDSHIP!!
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No! He will kill all sentient life in the universe.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1140 on: May 29, 2019, 12:07:08 pm »

I rather like the idea of remote blood puppet experimentation, actually.

There's plenty of raw material here; sympathetic magic should be no problem.

Step 1) Blood based scrying pool. If we cannot leave physically, we can at least be apprised of what is going on over there.
Step 2) Use enhanced powers over here, to direct our will through the pool, and into what we are viewing.
Step 3) Use our powers to forcibly terminate something over there via exsanguination, then form a gwrar shaped blood puppet.
Step 4) ?
Step 5) Profit.

Ya, see, this. Exactly. Our goal should still be to escape and become a living kobold god upon the earth, but maybe we can proxy it until such time.

If demons can escape hell, we can escape this place. It's a matter of time. All shall know the name of Craig.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1141 on: May 29, 2019, 12:09:46 pm »

I rather like the idea of remote blood puppet experimentation, actually.

There's plenty of raw material here; sympathetic magic should be no problem.

Step 1) Blood based scrying pool. If we cannot leave physically, we can at least be apprised of what is going on over there.
Step 2) Use enhanced powers over here, to direct our will through the pool, and into what we are viewing.
Step 3) Use our powers to forcibly terminate something over there via exsanguination, then form a gwrar shaped blood puppet.
Step 4) ?
Step 5) Profit.
You haven't made that green. Attempt to make a blood-based scrying pool.
Also, how old is our current world?
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1142 on: May 30, 2019, 08:34:23 pm »

We need to think about sounding more... koboldy. I suggest replacing all hard "th"s at the starts of words with "d"s. Hence:

"I want de real Tributescar. Dat's a bloody fake and you know it!"
"What is dis place?"
"So dere is really no getting back to de land of de living?"

How 'bout it?
If he starts talking like this I'll start imagining our kobold friend talking like Joey Wheeler from yugioh!

How many kobold lifetimes does that year amount convert too? ...Hard to tell with everything looking to kill kobolds...
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1143 on: May 31, 2019, 01:35:48 pm »

We need to think about sounding more... koboldy. I suggest replacing all hard "th"s at the starts of words with "d"s. Hence:

"I want de real Tributescar. Dat's a bloody fake and you know it!"
"What is dis place?"
"So dere is really no getting back to de land of de living?"

How 'bout it?
If he starts talking like this I'll start imagining our kobold friend talking like Joey Wheeler from yugioh!

How many kobold lifetimes does that year amount convert too? ...Hard to tell with everything looking to kill kobolds...

That is 28,801,735 to 25,413,295 kobold lifetimes, based on the possible age limits seen in the raws.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1144 on: May 31, 2019, 10:44:21 pm »

I rather like the idea of remote blood puppet experimentation, actually.

There's plenty of raw material here; sympathetic magic should be no problem.

Step 1) Blood based scrying pool. If we cannot leave physically, we can at least be apprised of what is going on over there.
Step 2) Use enhanced powers over here, to direct our will through the pool, and into what we are viewing.
Step 3) Use our powers to forcibly terminate something over there via exsanguination, then form a gwrar shaped blood puppet.
Step 4) ?
Step 5) Profit.

Ya, see, this. Exactly. Our goal should still be to escape and become a living kobold god upon the earth, but maybe we can proxy it until such time.

If demons can escape hell, we can escape this place. It's a matter of time. All shall know the name of Craig.
But it requires ravenous, greedy, ignorant, and inebriated dwarves.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1145 on: June 01, 2019, 11:18:52 am »

They just sort of leave in worldgen, though.

It's totes possible.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1146 on: June 01, 2019, 05:55:07 pm »

First thing's first, determine if it's finally blood minion army time!
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« Reply #1147 on: June 01, 2019, 06:20:51 pm »

First thing's first, determine if it's finally blood minion army time!

What do you want your blood minions to look like?

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« Reply #1148 on: June 01, 2019, 06:22:33 pm »

Our blood minions should obviously be cats, in remembrance of that one cat that we got to jump in a guard's face.
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« Reply #1149 on: June 01, 2019, 07:03:17 pm »

Our blood minions should obviously be cats, in remembrance of that one cat that we got to jump in a guard's face.

+1

But make 'em big cats. Like, large-cougar-sized cats.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1150 on: June 01, 2019, 08:24:38 pm »

Kea People!  That could provide some interesting opportunities for Noi if their paths manage to cross.
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« Reply #1151 on: June 01, 2019, 08:29:33 pm »

Our blood minions should obviously be cats, in remembrance of that one cat that we got to jump in a guard's face.

+1

But make 'em big cats. Like, large-cougar-sized cats.
+1 as large as we can efficently go

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« Reply #1152 on: June 01, 2019, 09:35:13 pm »

Our blood minions should obviously be cats, in remembrance of that one cat that we got to jump in a guard's face.

+1

But make 'em big cats. Like, large-cougar-sized cats.
+1 as large as we can efficently go

Hey, i'm super drunk and in Las Vegas. Lol. How big do you want to go? Expect an update on Monday.

Edit: In metric Urists I mean.
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« Reply #1153 on: June 01, 2019, 09:49:28 pm »

Well, if you're gonna ask for specifics...

Let's try for a giant blood tiger with a volume of 1,894,500 cm^3.

Might as well find out just how (un)godly powerful we really are.
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« Reply #1154 on: June 01, 2019, 10:12:01 pm »

I want my blood minions to be a good two feet taller than a normal human, muscular, and bound in cursed blood armor. And since people want cats for some reason they can be riding war tigers with their own battle armor. Spikes wouldn't hurt either.
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