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Should you bring Mathias with you?

Yes! We have to show him the power of !!FRIENDSHIP!!
- 9 (75%)
No! He will kill all sentient life in the universe.
- 3 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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Author Topic: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic  (Read 82401 times)

Schmaven

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1155 on: June 01, 2019, 10:48:26 pm »

I want my blood minions to be a good two feet taller than a normal human, muscular, and bound in cursed blood armor. And since people want cats for some reason they can be riding war tigers with their own battle armor. Spikes wouldn't hurt either.
Definitely this
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1156 on: June 01, 2019, 11:12:18 pm »

Built-in blazerpointer targetting system, or no deal. :P
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1157 on: June 02, 2019, 12:03:40 am »

Well, if you're gonna ask for specifics...

Let's try for a giant blood tiger with a volume of 1,894,500 cm^3.

Might as well find out just how (un)godly powerful we really are.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1158 on: June 02, 2019, 09:25:07 am »

Well, if you're gonna ask for specifics...

Let's try for a giant blood tiger with a volume of 1,894,500 cm^3.

Might as well find out just how (un)godly powerful we really are.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1159 on: June 02, 2019, 09:56:13 am »

Guys, don't you know anything about how df combat works? If we do one huge kitty it'll get punched once in the upper body and explode, since it's made of blood. Cougar-sized is acceptable, since they need to be big enough to hit hard, but absolute units aren't gonna do it. Besides, size will be realistically modeled in this, I expect, which means we might have problems with getting our minions into small places.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1160 on: June 02, 2019, 10:09:43 am »

We made our own body out of blood, though, and we look to be pretty solid flesh now. Our blood minions may wind up tougher than we realize.

Also, I wanna see just how big a minion we're capable of creating. We know we're powerful, but we don't know just how powerful we really are-- I intend to find out.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1161 on: June 02, 2019, 10:46:12 am »

We know we're powerful

I'm not so sure.

You feel your hemomantic powers are greatly amplified by this place.
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« Reply #1162 on: June 02, 2019, 11:41:07 am »

I want my blood minions to be a good two feet taller than a normal human, muscular, and bound in cursed blood armor. And since people want cats for some reason they can be riding war tigers with their own battle armor. Spikes wouldn't hurt either.
Definitely this
We need this.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1163 on: June 02, 2019, 01:24:51 pm »

Ripped blood golems in cursed armour and war tigers? Simply has to happen.

Also at this point this is easily my favourite DF webcomic. You're truly a master storyteller, MadMonkey. :)

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1164 on: June 02, 2019, 01:40:31 pm »

I want my blood minions to be a good two feet taller than a normal human, muscular, and bound in cursed blood armor. And since people want cats for some reason they can be riding war tigers with their own battle armor. Spikes wouldn't hurt either.
Definitely this
We need this.

Ignore my earlier +1 (for the really big cat), this one gets my +1 now because it sounds more practical and also cool.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1165 on: June 02, 2019, 02:05:18 pm »

I want my blood minions to be a good two feet taller than a normal human, muscular, and bound in cursed blood armor. And since people want cats for some reason they can be riding war tigers with their own battle armor. Spikes wouldn't hurt either.

Ehh, fine. +1
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1166 on: June 02, 2019, 02:46:16 pm »

I read that and I instantly think of He-Man.
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MottledPetrel

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1167 on: June 02, 2019, 05:13:43 pm »

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1168 on: June 02, 2019, 05:14:03 pm »

I say that we make the cats into manticores. We are kobolds after all and kobolds use poison in all kinds of traps and stuff so it makes sense. plus it looks cool.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1169 on: June 02, 2019, 07:55:46 pm »

Wait, guys, we're making an army, right? Why not everything? Manticores, various sized cats, cougar riding spiky warriors, He-mans (maybe even spiky He-man warriors riding cougars?), and even some kea men/women to serve as our air force.

That is, if we're strong enough to make a big ol' army.
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