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Author Topic: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic  (Read 74192 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1185 on: June 04, 2019, 07:00:16 am »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.

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Craftsdwarf boi

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1186 on: June 04, 2019, 07:17:34 am »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.

+1
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P.S stop the minion immediately
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1187 on: June 04, 2019, 12:24:54 pm »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.

+1
+1
P.S stop the minion immediately
+1. Also, ask if we can have a friendly spar. That is probably a good way to train our hemomancy, and our minion's everything, assuming it is not totally dependent on our hemomancy.
Actually, have we looked at our stats since we died? We should probably do that if not.

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1188 on: June 04, 2019, 12:37:06 pm »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.


Oh geez we didn't tell him what we were doing.

Yes +1 to this, Matty seems like a cool dude.

Anyway yeah if possible it would be great to remake a body in the arena. Don't dwarves know Armok? We can just be like look folks we are Armok's chosen, we just want to hang out and be chill and maybe practice the dark arts in private or on adventures. Also, Armok requests Tributescar as his chosen's icon of power or some such.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1189 on: June 04, 2019, 12:54:55 pm »

Are we actually limited to being a kobold? I mean, we made kobold flesh from blood, is it that much harder to make our bones and flesh giant-sized?

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1190 on: June 04, 2019, 01:47:14 pm »

PTW
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1191 on: June 04, 2019, 09:52:21 pm »

If Armok refuses to appear, create Armok yourself!

+ can we make magma?
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1192 on: June 05, 2019, 01:03:18 am »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.

+1
+1
P.S stop the minion immediately
+1

Roll the blood minion tiger on it's back like a playful kitten... Regardless of what will happen to the rider.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1193 on: June 05, 2019, 06:57:36 am »

Create an endless spire of slade
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1194 on: June 06, 2019, 02:42:56 pm »

I love how the minion turned out, regardless of what happens we got to see him and he is beautiful. I want to name the minion John.

Also try to get out of fighting.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1195 on: June 11, 2019, 10:27:28 am »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.

+1
+1
P.S stop the minion immediately
+1

Roll the blood minion tiger on it's back like a playful kitten... Regardless of what will happen to the rider.

We don't want a fight with someone this cool.  +1
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1196 on: June 11, 2019, 12:41:30 pm »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.

Also tell the minion to avoid contact with Mathias unless he tries to attack us.

+1
+1
P.S stop the minion immediately
+1

Roll the blood minion tiger on it's back like a playful kitten... Regardless of what will happen to the rider.

We don't want a fight with someone this cool.  +1

Cannot reiterate enough times that we want to be friends with this person.

+100


Note: We can explain our error by telling him we are not used to be able to actually speak with non-kobolds.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1197 on: June 11, 2019, 07:50:51 pm »

Tell him we are just practicing for when we get back to the material plane, and we have no wish or desire to fight him.
Roll the blood minion tiger on it's back like a playful kitten... Regardless of what will happen to the rider.

I want to name the minion John.

You shout, "Please don't kill John. He didn't mean to startle you!"

You telepathically command the tiger to roll over playfully. John falls off into the blood.



Mathias says, with sword raised, "I am tasked with killing all who exist in this plane. I will even have to kill oneself... eventually."

You reply, "Then we have plenty of time. Lets all just calm down. What do you like to do for fun around here?"

"Fun? What is this 'fun' of which one speaks?" Mathias says.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2019, 11:21:58 pm by MadMonkey »
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1198 on: June 11, 2019, 08:06:26 pm »

Waiit wait wait wait... this guy's totally gonna try and slaughter us at some point. We need to play this really really carefully.

...But first, a little fun. Summon a pair of kludujalambuses* and teach Mathias to play traditional kludujalambus duets with us!

*A mid-sized hand-held stringed instrument with a wooden neck connecting to a metal body. The string is tied from the top of the neck down over the body and the musician picks the string with a wooden plectrum. The instrument has a one octave range going from a middle to a mid-high pitch. The instrument has a quavering harsh nasal buzzy timbre.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2019, 08:08:09 pm by Superdorf »
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Interactive Web Comic
« Reply #1199 on: June 11, 2019, 09:25:58 pm »

OH GOD NO, JOHN!!! We need to commit the blueprint we used to create John to memory so that eventually we can create John 2.
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