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Author Topic: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic  (Read 384189 times)

pikachu17

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1950 on: February 20, 2020, 12:25:47 pm »

We dodgeroll, and shoot space mantis jerky on peak arcs of the dodgeroll to maximize velocity, while aiming near the projectile's rear thrusters.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1951 on: February 20, 2020, 03:00:30 pm »

Boring conversation anyways.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1952 on: February 20, 2020, 05:54:45 pm »

Do the thing.
Yes, the thing.  We dodgeroll, and shoot space mantis jerky on peak arcs of the dodgeroll to maximize velocity, while aiming near the projectile's rear thrusters. 

You ask, "Certainly we can dodgeroll, right?"

"There are 37 missiles locked on the ship. If we somehow avoid one, the others will still land their mark. Your death is innevitable if you do not teleport immediately."

"Won't you die if we leave you?" you ask.

"Don't worry about me. I am not programmed to feel fear or pain the way living creatures do. I do, however, feel great pride knowing I was able get you home safely."
« Last Edit: February 20, 2020, 08:10:01 pm by MadMonkey »
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1953 on: February 20, 2020, 05:59:09 pm »

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... Or yeah, We could teleport away.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1954 on: February 20, 2020, 06:15:23 pm »

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1955 on: February 20, 2020, 06:17:32 pm »

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."


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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1956 on: February 20, 2020, 07:01:26 pm »

Pfft. Elves probably only use thermonuclear missiles made out of wood.

Let's turn around and accelerate straight for the missiles. Then they will all clump together and we can dodge them ALL with one roll. Also some of them might run into each other. Also then we can lead them back toward the moon base.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1957 on: February 20, 2020, 07:03:10 pm »

Pfft. Elves probably only use thermonuclear missiles made out of wood.

Let's turn around and accelerate straight for the missiles. Then they will all clump together and we can dodge them ALL with one roll. Also some of them might run into each other. Also then we can lead them back toward the moon base.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1958 on: February 20, 2020, 07:09:46 pm »

"What is happening? Is this an attack?"

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1959 on: February 20, 2020, 08:53:05 pm »

Pfft. Elves probably only use thermonuclear missiles made out of wood.

Let's turn around and accelerate straight for the missiles. Then they will all clump together and we can dodge them ALL with one roll. Also some of them might run into each other. Also then we can lead them back toward the moon base.
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Just say "commit suicide", you don't need to add the fancy description about driving towards the missiles.

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« Reply #1960 on: February 20, 2020, 11:15:15 pm »

Okay, send me, but only if you can send Mathias too. Awkwardly attempt to hug Clara before leaving.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1961 on: February 21, 2020, 01:09:38 am »

Why not both? Teleport back home and end this silly space diversion, but have Clara try the acceleration trick to try and destroy the moon elves after we go.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1962 on: February 21, 2020, 02:54:23 am »

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."


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« Reply #1963 on: February 21, 2020, 07:57:22 am »

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1964 on: February 21, 2020, 12:08:56 pm »

Okay, send me, but only if you can send Mathias too. Awkwardly attempt to hug Clara before leaving.

+1 and

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."


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Just before we go, can we make a backup of Clara on some sort of blood hard drive? A Cortana in our brain would be very useful even if the ship is kaput
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