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What is the best day of the week for garunteed updates?

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Author Topic: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic  (Read 120898 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1965 on: February 21, 2020, 12:37:12 pm »

Why are we not listening to Clara?

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1966 on: February 21, 2020, 02:21:21 pm »

Okay, send me, but only if you can send Mathias too. Awkwardly attempt to hug Clara before leaving.

+1 and

"It's been fun Clara III.  Let's dodgeroll one last time with a farewell 76 mantis jerky projectile spread before teleporting me away!" 
"Yes, 76 is 38 times x 2, or a 69 with a fist and 2 fingers; or 2 each for the missiles and 2 for the moon elves."


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Just before we go, can we make a backup of Clara on some sort of blood hard drive? A Cortana in our brain would be very useful even if the ship is kaput

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Anyway we should swear revenge against the horrid moon elves. Murderous elf bastards.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1967 on: February 21, 2020, 04:03:56 pm »

I'll point out: we're currently travelling in a warship last piloted by an omnicidal maniac. These moon elves may very well simply be engaging in a bit of preemptive self-defense! Can't blame an elf for that.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1968 on: February 21, 2020, 04:09:50 pm »

I'll point out: we're currently travelling in a warship last piloted by an omnicidal maniac. These moon elves may very well simply be engaging in a bit of preemptive self-defense! Can't blame an elf for that.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1969 on: February 21, 2020, 04:16:14 pm »

I'll point out: we're currently travelling in a warship last piloted by an omnicidal maniac. These moon elves may very well simply be engaging in a bit of preemptive self-defense! Can't blame an elf for that.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1970 on: February 21, 2020, 07:00:43 pm »

Download Clara III into our mind, then teleport

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1971 on: Today at 12:31:45 am »

Spoiler: Remember this? (click to show/hide)

Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1972 on: Today at 12:39:52 am »

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.
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« Reply #1973 on: Today at 05:51:21 am »

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1974 on: Today at 09:10:17 am »

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1975 on: Today at 09:10:53 am »

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1976 on: Today at 09:13:02 am »

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.
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+1. If all 4 of us can't be teleported, Us, Clara III and Mathhias take priority

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1977 on: Today at 11:17:40 am »

-the real deal-
Ask Clara III if she can teleport all 4 (Gwar, Mathia, our armor guy, and our tiger) of us. 
Ask Clara III if we can bring a portable backup of her to take along.
Then set an autopilot dodgeroll with cluster mantis spread maneuver.

+1. I see this as the best course of action, given the circumstances.

It's better than ramming into a bunch of missiles anyway.
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+1. If all 4 of us can't be teleported, Us, Clara III and Mathhias take priority

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Re: Losing Is Fun - The Interactive Comic
« Reply #1978 on: Today at 04:26:53 pm »

While all these suggestions are fine and dandy, I think I have a better one:

1) Locate the previously fired mantis jerky
2) Use lasers or missiles or something to heat up the mantis jerky super hot.
Since the missiles probably use close-range heat or visual tracking, the missiles will most likely lock on to the crazy hot, glowing, (probably radioactive?) mantis meatball, rather than the ship which would probably have been designed with some idea of stealth.

Bonus points if the jerky splits into multiple pieces, so the missiles put the ship lower on the priority list.
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« Reply #1979 on: Today at 04:42:51 pm »

While all these suggestions are fine and dandy, I think I have a better one:

1) Locate the previously fired mantis jerky
2) Use lasers or missiles or something to heat up the mantis jerky super hot.
Since the missiles probably use close-range heat or visual tracking, the missiles will most likely lock on to the crazy hot, glowing, (probably radioactive?) mantis meatball, rather than the ship which would probably have been designed with some idea of stealth.

Bonus points if the jerky splits into multiple pieces, so the missiles put the ship lower on the priority list.

-1, we donít know much about the missiles, they are already locked onto the ship
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