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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719526 times)

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10335 on: April 23, 2018, 07:46:53 pm »

A, if Manipur wants to play hidden guerrilla in the mountains, he's going to learn the hard way that it won't work.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10336 on: April 23, 2018, 10:06:17 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10337 on: April 23, 2018, 11:37:16 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10338 on: April 23, 2018, 11:58:33 pm »

You tell him it won't do.

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You two get nowhere. You're both equally stubborn, and won't make concessions; you want more things, Alalkan is not willing to give up more things.

A) To the dungeon with the pesky child, and install Methiantese governor of Parsia at once!
B) We can still find a common ground. A night of rest for everyone should do the trick.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10339 on: April 24, 2018, 12:13:16 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10340 on: April 24, 2018, 12:19:50 am »

B

But only because I want to treat the kid humanely. All Alalkan is doing is keeping his word to his uncle, which while bad for us dosn't mean he deserves the dungeon. I'd be all for installing the governor now, but keeping Alalkan comfortable as an honored guest until his uncle dies, at which point we can try again to get him to go along with our plans for Parsia.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10341 on: April 24, 2018, 12:21:02 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10342 on: April 24, 2018, 12:21:23 am »

B, one more try, then we hold him till his uncle gets it in the neck (or either of them comes to their senses).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10343 on: April 24, 2018, 12:21:33 am »

B! This guy's pretty cool and I wanna give this another shot.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10344 on: April 24, 2018, 12:31:22 am »

A, just annex the fuckers already.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10345 on: April 24, 2018, 12:51:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10346 on: April 24, 2018, 12:52:30 am »

B
Lock his door and board up his windows.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10347 on: April 24, 2018, 02:25:41 am »

A

Why do we feel the need to negotiate with him in the first place?

Given their nationalistic fervor do you really think they would be OK being subjects?
Parsia royalty are the kind of vassal that goes full revolution the moment they have the chance. Wipe them out and put someone new in charge.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10348 on: April 24, 2018, 03:05:07 am »

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Why do we feel the need to negotiate with him in the first place?

Given their nationalistic fervor do you really think they would be OK being subjects?
Parsia royalty are the kind of vassal that goes full revolution the moment they have the chance. Wipe them out and put someone new in charge.

The Parsian Royalty has never wronged the House of Yoe. We decided to take the initiative and remove the Zealot Manipur, but the old king was always cool to us aside from his persecution of the Alldiviners, and we know Alalkan is reasonable and wants to accept our terms, but sadly happens to be under orders not to. None of these guys are guilty of much aside from being related to that fuckstick Manipur, and we don't want a reputation for being needlessly cruel and/or hungry for land; Cyl fucked up alot of people and annexed alot of territory, but he usually had a better cause to go to war than what we are using to justify our present actions.

...Also, if we successfully negotiate with enough people, we may gain a sweet title for it.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10349 on: April 24, 2018, 03:25:03 am »

To be fair, most people actually came to the table with Cyl. Moreover, we should ensure that Manipur is crucified before sorting out a proper treaty.
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