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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Weirdsound]

B. I'm not sure I want to risk marriage with a hedonist emperor.

[helmacon]

A

Man, I'm pretty sure all that negotiation just made us look weak and put the problem off. Maybe if they had some sorta leg to stand on with their accusations, but since they didn't the most legitimizing argument they could make is that we seemed to think they had some sorta point, otherwise why bother negotiating.

To be fair, I thought they were asking for only 1 econ, so I assumed that the negotiations were for something else entirely.

[Basil ii]

B

[VoidSlayer]

A

That choice was the correct one on the dumb uncle.

If he was a member of the royal family then executing him without consulting us was a grave diplomatic insult.

If he was a disowned bum then it is barely concealed extortion.

We can break some of their armies and hopefully our neighbors will see taking the Damdamian empire as the better choice.

[Kashyyk]

A - Better to cheat on a local girl than a foreign princess. We'll have to make it clear to her, in private at least, how much of a horn dog we are though.

[Basil ii]

Better to cheat on a local girl than a foreign princess. We'll have to make it clear to her, in private at least, how much of a horn dog we are though.

this is why we need a replica of the magical succession staff to handle bastards.

[Weirdsound]

A - Better to cheat on a local girl than a foreign princess. We'll have to make it clear to her, in private at least, how much of a horn dog we are though.

I suppose this wife would be easy to get away with cheating on. She is an artist, we are patrons of the arts. We can just send her out of town to paint the ceiling of a distant cathedral when we want to get some strange.

[Basil ii]

Honestly I think our best bet is to sire as many legitimate children as possible.

[johiah]

Wait how is this still going. That is some serious dedication.

[Haspen]

Wait how is this still going. That is some serious dedication.

Please free me from this hell if you can. It has no end. NO END ;<;


You decide to accept Ceorina's hand in marriage. The courtier is sent with the reply to the Diplomatic Corps.

Later they inform you that the wedding has been scheduled for Mid-Autumn.

1193 AD, Midsummer

When you lie down on the bed, Aethlan is already caressing your side. This young - barely a year your senior - son of one of delegates of Diplomatic Corps sure gave you a thorough workout in the bedsheets. And to think it all begun with a happenstance bump in the corridors, when this beautiful blonde burglar of hearts dared to smack right into you as you were turning a corner.

Tails

Then again, maybe you're just a bit too easy? Or maybe you fell in love with your new boyfriend? It's been six hours till you met him and the seed of you two have already been spilled in copious amounts. Nevertheless, you've found perfect companion; as an added bonus, he can't get pregnant, too.

You turn to lay against him, and he speaks up, his eyes sparkling like diamonds that you cannot pry your own stare from.

"Your Majesty is the only one I need. Can I receive a posting in the palace, so that I can be at your side whenever you wish, hmm~?"

A) -
B) "You will be posted as one of my aides, so you can truly be at my side all the time."
C) "I can give you a job somewhere in offices of the capital city, the palace is just a stone throw from the main street."

[Weirdsound]

Eh. Might as well go B. At least he will have a plausible excuse for hanging around.

[Rockeater]

B

[Maximum Spin]

B

But if we keep him it's going to be his job to take care of our wife when we're out boning yet a third party.

[Hotfire90]

B

[Prophet]

B