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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 718395 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13545 on: August 05, 2018, 12:54:32 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13546 on: August 05, 2018, 12:55:07 pm »

You attempt to reason with her and ask that she allows you to keep Aethlan around.

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By the afternoon, she has her bags packed, and whole of the palace knows of your infidelity and your 'love' for Aethlan's loins. Your courtiers are angry, Aethlan's father is ridiculed for having such a careless child (and for letting for this to happen), and Ceodrina hands you divorce paper right before she leaves the palace.

Even outside the palace, people are unhappy, and angry about your affairs. Even priests of God of Love, while pleased with the fact you have multiple pursuits, had to scold you publicly for destroying one relationship to pursue another.

You're sure that your authority as an emperor was crippled.

1193 AD, Late Autumn

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The replacing and strengthening of currency is progressing smoothly, although some merchants are loudly complaining that they're losing profits because of the reevaluation. Still, no incident occurs.

Few days after that report, you receive a letter from your father, Cyl. He is extremely angry about the scandal at your court last week and is coming to visit you.

A) The King of Cydwyl should stay in the Kingdom of Cydwyl, I think.
B) I better prepare for this confrontation... wear a mail coif or something.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13547 on: August 05, 2018, 12:58:35 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13548 on: August 05, 2018, 01:00:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13549 on: August 05, 2018, 01:06:30 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13550 on: August 05, 2018, 01:08:26 pm »

B Oh fuck, papa is coming

with a charisma trait  we are going to be very embarassed (and that's good)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13551 on: August 05, 2018, 01:09:48 pm »

B

I cannot believe you guys tried to get our wife to just "accept" our cheating on her. Especially given she was already throwing things. Ffs.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13552 on: August 05, 2018, 01:10:27 pm »

B oh god
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13553 on: August 05, 2018, 01:14:39 pm »

I cannot believe you guys tried to get our wife to just "accept" our cheating on her. Especially given she was already throwing things. Ffs.
it was the best option though if we would have picked the other-ones we would just postpone the problem not actually solve it it’s better to treat a infected wound and have the treatment be painful but short than leaving it festering and possibly damn the entire limb.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13554 on: August 05, 2018, 01:16:11 pm »

B

I cannot believe you guys tried to get our wife to just "accept" our cheating on her. Especially given she was already throwing things. Ffs.
it was the best option though if we would have picked the other-ones we would just postpone the problem not actually solve it.

If we postponed the problem long enough that we had kids with her, and she was committed to her position, it would have solved the problem.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13555 on: August 05, 2018, 01:17:14 pm »

B

Having kids with her, or maybe getting a magical artifact of charisma, or even if we could find a charismatic maid to introduce her to hedonism. I think we had a better chance in the future at least.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13556 on: August 05, 2018, 01:24:52 pm »

B

I cannot believe you guys tried to get our wife to just "accept" our cheating on her. Especially given she was already throwing things. Ffs.
it was the best option though if we would have picked the other-ones we would just postpone the problem not actually solve it.

If we postponed the problem long enough that we had kids with her, and she was committed to her position, it would have solved the problem.
Still it would have left a festering wound in our relationship which would never be healed better to get rid of the infection before it kills us than leave it there.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13557 on: August 05, 2018, 01:38:00 pm »

That's one hell of an assumption.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13558 on: August 05, 2018, 01:49:01 pm »

Even if true. We're the fucking emperor of a medieval empire. For us a perfectly happy marriage isn't the top priority so much as one that's stable and avoids issues. If she was unhappy for her whole life because of the marriage, oh well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13559 on: August 05, 2018, 01:55:59 pm »

B

Welp.
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