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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 720196 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15075 on: September 22, 2018, 02:27:28 pm »

B B

I just realized our wife's family may be among them, if so let's hope she doesn't take the news poorly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15076 on: September 22, 2018, 02:29:00 pm »

BA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15077 on: September 22, 2018, 02:48:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15078 on: September 22, 2018, 02:53:56 pm »

If we release the nobles and take their families hostage, then they would be obligated to help us against their revolutionary compatriots under the threat of the end of their Dynasty.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15079 on: September 22, 2018, 02:58:54 pm »

BB
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15080 on: September 22, 2018, 02:59:08 pm »

We want to be seen as a benevolent hand guiding the empire, though, not a ruthless tyrant. Coerced loyalty is good. . . until it isn't.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15081 on: September 22, 2018, 03:33:36 pm »

Would you prefer we murder them, show the rest of our people that discussion of any such  is not to be had lest you get murdered?

Or perhaps  a arguably worse fate, where they are kept in a box until the Emperor decides they are worth letting out.

By letting those who try to "improve" the empire from their own point of view out of prison while simultaneously giving them a reason to think of others (Their emperor, for example), we become merciful. They can keep doing their occupation as hoighty toighty nobles that do ... something and their families serve a purpose by reminding the nobles that life is sacred, Especially when it is in the hands of a just Emperor.

Changing my vote to A, B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15082 on: September 22, 2018, 03:34:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15083 on: September 22, 2018, 03:40:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15084 on: September 22, 2018, 03:53:48 pm »

A,B let them live with shame, and make the others don't need to live to be ashamed

next edict we should vote for scaling tax as a punitive measure.

And if we have 7 or more wealth let's donate to the poor and hide our revengeful (and a bit greedy) intentions as being good intentioned
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15085 on: September 22, 2018, 04:39:24 pm »

BB.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15086 on: September 22, 2018, 11:00:12 pm »

B B

I just realized our wife's family may be among them, if so let's hope she doesn't take the news poorly.

I somehow doubt our father-in-law would support limiting powers of a crown that will eventually fall to his own grandkids.

Anyway, lets take the BBargaining chips.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15087 on: September 23, 2018, 12:22:53 am »

BB

Let's see just how far this treachery goes. Truly we shouldn't have even let the Cydwyl nobles keep their power when our countries merged. Their greed spreads down from the north and threatens proper traditional Luathbasian Administrative Monarchy. Only the loyal and able are worthy of serving under our rule.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15088 on: September 23, 2018, 01:47:08 am »

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You order imprisonment and interrogation - and torture if need be - of the traitor scum, their families and supporters that are in the capital.

Within next few days, the royal prison welcomes almost two hundred most important peoples; the city prison takes in another near-thousand of those related to them. Within few weeks, many of them - especially elderly and children - die of cold, torture and mistreatment.

But reports come to you that the Duchies are beginning to gather support, the brothers, sons and uncles of those captured raising troops to get rid of you and free their families.

A) Send the Army to invade the northern Duchies and crush the rebellion before it really begins!
B) Let them declare war first, this way we will be seen as the side that simply defends against vile rebels!
« Last Edit: September 23, 2018, 01:50:52 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15089 on: September 23, 2018, 01:55:38 am »

A.
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