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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719495 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1530 on: August 20, 2017, 09:25:00 am »

D

Gives our all divines and alecs troops more time to catch up too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1531 on: August 20, 2017, 09:37:52 am »

B, let's try and fight this one out.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1532 on: August 22, 2017, 03:26:44 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1533 on: August 22, 2017, 06:17:23 pm »

You decide to lift the siege and march against Queen Karkhuta, as you firmly believe she is needy for a confrontation - so she will get one!
Err, wait. Wasn't "C" meaning "move away from between the Queen and the city?

"C" meant to put us between the queen and the city, so we could gain time to our plot



D looks like we will loose the battle to the felonsien, they probably will replace us in the siege. I don't think they might follow us, and will be us the ones to siege should we return.

B sounds like a moderate battle, but with heavy losses (depends on the rng) and a declaration of war from the felonsien.


Hmmm, if D can we send a letter to donuth Kingdom to rally his troops? Negating to deal with us, kidnapping our envoys and marching in our direction? WAR. Plus part of their troops are now in the south
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1534 on: August 27, 2017, 02:41:27 am »

You deploy your troops in crescent formation. Just before the battle commences, you notice that Queen Karkhuta placed bulk of her army against your left flank!

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But your opening volley of arrows and Blackhearts smack the advancing horde! It quickly loosens up as to not get murderized by concentrated fire.

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Suddenly small white projectiles strike the earth in front of your troops! These projectiles explode, sending chunks of rock in your soldiers' faces, killing many. But the Felonsine accuracy is off, fortunately.

Soon, the siege machines on both sides go quiet as their crews begin to clean and prepare them for another volley.

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The battle is joined and the enemy pushes hard against your flank! Many of your soldiers die as the Felonsines continue onwards! You decide to...

A) CHAAARRRRGGEEEE!!!
B) Order your troops to move and concentrate on the endangered flank!
C) Order the Blackhearts to fire away at the flank!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1535 on: August 27, 2017, 03:19:47 am »

A is suicidal.
C won't work because they're still being cleaned, and even if they did we'd take out just as many of our own men.
B it is!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1536 on: August 27, 2017, 04:55:49 am »

A is suicidal.
C won't work because they're still being cleaned, and even if they did we'd take out just as many of our own men.
B it is!
They're most of their troops on our left flank--if we issue a retreat order, that'll probably help our men (although the break of formation would just get many killed too >_>)

B for BATTLE!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1537 on: August 27, 2017, 09:55:04 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1538 on: August 27, 2017, 10:43:45 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1539 on: August 27, 2017, 10:58:02 am »

You order your troops to concentrate on the flank!

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It's quite working, as you can tell, but the Felonsines are pushing on it-

Some cavalrymen have rode through! A cavalier with a flail and black-and-yellow striped mail rushes at you!

A) TIS A CHALLENGE! FORWAAAAARD!!!
B) Better flee and let my bodyguards deal with this madman!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1540 on: August 27, 2017, 11:24:10 am »

B

We're a lover, not a fighter.

Also we've never taken this option before, so that ought to be interesting.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1541 on: August 27, 2017, 11:35:20 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1542 on: August 27, 2017, 12:09:36 pm »

We could be okay if he were throwing arrows.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1543 on: August 27, 2017, 12:42:21 pm »

A, the king fleeing is a... bad thing.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1544 on: August 27, 2017, 12:46:45 pm »

A, the king fleeing is a... bad thing.

It's okay, we've brought our brown pants.
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