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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 711478 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15975 on: March 18, 2019, 02:27:55 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15976 on: March 18, 2019, 08:22:56 am »

We have improved border forts from an Edict. They will have to either waste time dealing with those, or risk said forts cutting their supply line. The time and manpower they waste on those should counteract the time and manpower we waste on eval.

Our border forts weren't even mentioned last time the crusaders came into our territory. Neither that the crusaders attacked / left sieges on them nor that we liberated / relieved them – they were completely ignored. I'm not saying you're wrong, exactly. I think you should be correct about our edict, but in the metagame the lack of updates leaves me questioning their value according to Haspen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15977 on: March 18, 2019, 10:44:12 am »

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Oh wouldja lookit, a tie ;V
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15978 on: March 18, 2019, 11:10:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15979 on: March 18, 2019, 03:23:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15980 on: March 18, 2019, 04:00:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15981 on: March 19, 2019, 02:03:22 pm »

You quickly lift the siege of Eval and quickly ride against the invading Damdamian force; the messenger is sent back to the Palace, to inform the Marshal to keep Helliste around the capital for protection.

After few days of marching, the front scouts hastily bring news; the Damdamian army in Methiantese borderlands have begun sieges of several minor border forts, delegating about thousand men for each fort (meaning five thousand plus some men are preoccupied). Their main force is however intact, with the siegeing groups only few hours away each from the main camp, making it clear that attempting to dislodge the besiegers will quickly grab attention of the main force.

A) Let's make the Damdamian pile move to our tune by making noise at their flanks and rear!
B) I will just plop my army between the Damdamians and Rucus border and see what happens.
C) Splitting the army like this will only help us crush them in direct combat!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15982 on: March 19, 2019, 02:11:09 pm »

A - A few hours delay for reinforcements is plenty of time to harass their siege forces and make them bleed heavily
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15983 on: March 19, 2019, 05:01:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15984 on: March 19, 2019, 05:07:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15985 on: March 19, 2019, 05:38:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15986 on: March 20, 2019, 02:36:54 am »

B Cut the supply lines.  Our forts can hold for now.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15987 on: March 20, 2019, 12:39:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15988 on: March 21, 2019, 04:54:01 pm »

You decide to move your forces against the nearest besieging Damdamian force.

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Your Army moves swiftly and decisively, maintaing a steady pace. Like a mudslide, your soldiers attack the unsuspecting Damdamians. Combined with hail of arrows and fireshots from the walls of the defenders of the keep, many hundred Damdamians are killled and few dozens captured alive. Losses on your side can be counted up as fifty or so men.

The keep is liberated and the garrison officers promise some fresh supplies and bolts for your men, when the scouts arrive; Caius Cuscus learned of your assault (and will surely soon learn of your victory), and is moving the main troop toward your position! They will be here by nightfall.

A) Let's get all defensive like with the keep at our back.
B) Why wait until nightfall when we can march forth and defeat them by sunrise?
C) Time for us to move away and have them follow us like fools they are!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15989 on: March 21, 2019, 04:59:29 pm »

C - Let's lead him on a merry chase around the countryside. He may choose to besiege the keep again, but we've given them the chance to resupply a little and we've just had a very favourable exchange in lives. If we can keep this up for a bit, we'll attrition him to a level we can comfortably offer a pitched battle and safely win.
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