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I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778281 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16290 on: March 02, 2023, 09:32:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16291 on: March 02, 2023, 12:39:54 pm »

Please understand that what we did to Rucus was horrible.
I don't see how. They were our enemies in a war of aggression against us, and frankly, they deserved it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16292 on: March 02, 2023, 12:58:56 pm »

I don't think we have to worry about retaliation via exploaive assassination. I say this because we rolled a 5 on the attempt. That's good. Sure there was collateral damage, but we have no good reason to think Rucus knows of out involvement.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16293 on: March 02, 2023, 02:02:33 pm »

I don't think we have to worry about retaliation via exploaive assassination. I say this because we rolled a 5 on the attempt. That's good. Sure there was collateral damage, but we have no good reason to think Rucus knows of out involvement.
I mean that was literally the best possible result for that plot so I'd be a bit annoyed if they just randomly learned about it without some type of good roll on their part or bad roll on ours.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16294 on: March 02, 2023, 02:57:42 pm »

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You decide to be a good host according to the rules and tell the guards to bring the Rucusians in.

As expected, their entry, with their white cloaks and menacing black eagles painted on them, chainmail clinking underneath, sure make the music stop and the laughter still on the mouths of party-goers. Their eyes look upon the cloaked knights as they make their way to your central table, and their leader salutes to you.

"Damed bless your marriage, Emperor of Methiant. The people of Rucus bring you this as a gift." He takes some long, thin item, clothed in red velvet, from the hands of his right-hand knight, and extends it to you.

Cautiously - with Shadowranks stepping closer in case this is foul trickery - you grab the long item, immediately realizing it is some sort of sheathed blade, from the feel of the shape underneath the red velvet.

You unwrap the velvet and soon a sea of murmurs and gasps comes from the mouths of more learned courtiers. You yourself quickly unsheathe the artifact blade, and its enchanted point shines in the light of the torches within your feast hall.

It is the Blade of Puncturing, the very one your father lost during his last battle!

"King of Rucus, Rumus II, sends his regards. Let the bygones be bygones, he says, for whilst heathens, Methiantese make for amicable neighbours, at least some of the time." He says, placing his mailled hands upon his heavy belt.

Courtiers murmur and gasp and sigh in happiness as you inspect the blade for faults or damage but find naught. For this...

A) ...the Rucusians will receive honor seats at your right side!
B) ...the Rucusians will be allowed to remain and partake in the festivities!
C) ...the Rucusians will be allowed to leave unharmed!
« Last Edit: March 02, 2023, 03:02:25 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16295 on: March 02, 2023, 03:04:06 pm »

A Well I'm impressed if they are truly willing to let bygones be bygones I don't see why we can't start working on a proper friendship with these people.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16296 on: March 02, 2023, 03:05:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16297 on: March 02, 2023, 03:11:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16298 on: March 02, 2023, 03:11:46 pm »

A - An excellent way to renew a friendship. Let us continue it
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16299 on: March 02, 2023, 03:49:07 pm »

I don't think we have to worry about retaliation via exploaive assassination. I say this because we rolled a 5 on the attempt. That's good. Sure there was collateral damage, but we have no good reason to think Rucus knows of out involvement.
I mean that was literally the best possible result for that plot so I'd be a bit annoyed if they just randomly learned about it without some type of good roll on their part or bad roll on ours.

And that is the winning argument. I didn’t realize we had a nat 6.



A I was worried the nobles may accuse us of cozying up with the enemy, but considering how they too are impressed by the gift, I think we can afford to turn a new leaf.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16300 on: March 02, 2023, 04:24:41 pm »

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Diplomatic problems require diplomatic solutions. Enemies with unstoppable forces for armies qualify as "diplomatic problems."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16301 on: March 02, 2023, 06:19:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16302 on: March 02, 2023, 06:26:53 pm »

I feel like A is overdoing it somewhat, but heck, we have empty spots where our own kin didn't show, so A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16303 on: March 02, 2023, 11:39:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16304 on: March 05, 2023, 03:10:11 pm »

A I honestly wasn't expecting this of a former crusading country, I know we'd be hard pressed to give it up with our artifact hoarding hobby. I'm also worried about this clear lack of signs from our closest allies. As much as I despise Damed, building better relations with our southern neighbors to extend the peace might be our best option until we can find better footing to engage them on.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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