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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754124 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1680 on: September 07, 2017, 12:52:44 pm »

You decide to sponsor the party time across Methiant.

1095 AD, Spring

The caravan of spice arrives from Ceodwell! The powders and roots and petals and seeds smell just wonderfully, and the plethora of reds, purples, yellows, browns and blacks stain the fingers of those courtiers who were brave enough to taste the exotic spices - soon reporting the sour, sweet, spicy, extra spicy and unbearably spicy tastes of them all. Your beloved Gedavina spends some of this wonderful spice, 'cinnamon', to personally bake the sweetest apple pie you ever tasted.

The acquired Gubta spices are soon sold amongst wealthier citizens and the nobles of the Kingdom.

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The people are ecstatic to have such wonderful seasonings, and the Treasury earns a nice cut on proxy trade of the spices.

1095 AD, Mid-Spring

Your dear wife Gedavina gives birth! It is a girl again, and your Queen names her 'Isha'.

1095 AD, Two days later

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You hold the hand of your dear wife. The bout of fever struck her weakened body in the morning after Isha's birth, and the situation only worsened. Despite your healer's best efforts, the spirits of death took Gedavina in the night.

The Kingdom of Methiant begins the mourning of the death of their young Queen.

1095 AD, Summer

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You can't believe, but you miss the constant chatter and blahblah of Gedavina. The bedchambers were always full of her voice, and now your quarters are deadly silent, unless your daughters decide to break the silence with baby crying.

The sadness in your heart needs to be brushed away, but how you shall deal with your grievances?

A) By drowning the sadness in copious amounts of alcohol.
B) By spilling the sadness onto paper in poetic forms.
C) By shutting it away in depths of your heart.
D) By comissioning a statue in Gedavina's honor in palace gardens.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2017, 12:54:29 pm by Haspen »
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1681 on: September 07, 2017, 01:06:11 pm »

D, we are a builder of great things like libraries temples and statues and such.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1682 on: September 07, 2017, 01:12:50 pm »

A.  How could rock or ink ever hope to capture the spirit of our beloved whatshername?

No, we must instead honor her spirit with spirits.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1683 on: September 07, 2017, 01:39:26 pm »

D She has been taken from us in life, but at least we can give the nation our memory of her, forever.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1684 on: September 07, 2017, 01:46:19 pm »

D
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1685 on: September 07, 2017, 02:13:26 pm »

Maybe by ink we can put the sorrow out.

Maybe the statue will only remind him

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If the statue works it's okay, if it don't work he can still try his hidden talents for art, and with both he will show great respect to Gedavina's family
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1686 on: September 07, 2017, 02:20:37 pm »

You send message to renowned artisans that the Crown is in need of memorial statue for your dead Queen.

1095 AD, Midsummer

A renowned bronze-maker from Lametania has been chosen as the best man for the job; he will have it cast and shaped based on several portraits and images of Gedavina the palace has.

1095 AD, Autumn

The statue is complete; it is truly a marvel, and has captured the beauty of Gedavina in detail. The bronze-maker is paid handsomely for his masterwork and departs to his homeland.

The bronze statue ends in middle of the palatial gardens, surrounded by flower combs and with a small fountain at the statue's feet.

Several days later, Battlebrother Krush from the Tech Cloister arrives at the palace. He greets you with the sign of Alldivines.

"Greetings, King Yoe! Our holy orders have dealt with your father, providing them with troops in exchange for donations to our altars. Do tell, are you interested in acquisition of thousand young but skilled men?"

A) "Sure, extra soldiers are always useful."
B) "Nah."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1687 on: September 07, 2017, 02:23:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1688 on: September 07, 2017, 02:26:58 pm »

A
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Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1689 on: September 07, 2017, 02:40:03 pm »

I'm sad now.

The short time we spend controlling her makes the death worse.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1690 on: September 07, 2017, 02:41:04 pm »

Absoluty battlebro. Time to quell any lingering despair by hiring soldiers so we can go murder something...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1691 on: September 07, 2017, 03:25:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1692 on: September 07, 2017, 03:28:36 pm »

You agree to buy services of the Alldivine mercenaries.

1095 AD, Winter

Gemstones arrive at the Treasury, silver is sent to Ceodwells.

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The year of festivities was more than welcomed by the peasants. They've celebrated, feasted and had great time in general.

1095 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor arrives with Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 6
Population: 5
Economy: 5
Army: 5

Those are good numbers.

However, the Advisor lingers till you take a hint.

"Is there a matter to discuss, my dear Advisor?"

"There is." The Advisor bows his bearded head. "You have no heir, sire. While Gedavina was a faithful wife who provided your with children, no son was born of this marriage. While you are mourning, some believe that we should make haste and find you another wife, so that hopefully the Yoe dynasty shall continue."

A) Shoo him away lest you do something violent.
B) "Fine, find me a wife somewhere in Methiant."
C) "Fine, find me a wife of importance abroad."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1693 on: September 07, 2017, 03:29:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1694 on: September 07, 2017, 03:32:09 pm »

A.
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