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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719621 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2100 on: October 23, 2017, 03:55:46 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2101 on: October 23, 2017, 03:56:09 pm »

B

Dealing with the influential requires tact. If we use a hammer instead of a screwdriver for a screw, we end up with a lot more work then we needed to do, and risk ruining the project.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2102 on: October 23, 2017, 04:00:59 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2103 on: October 23, 2017, 04:03:51 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2104 on: October 23, 2017, 04:09:48 pm »

Gah! Ninja'ed by Haspen and several others while I typed out my over-involved response.

Given my oft-voiced suspicions you might think I'd let them try something and disavow all knowledge.

But I also don't really want to antagonize such a big country without being certain to avoid retaliation.

So middle of the road response is B.

Spoiler: counter evidence (click to show/hide)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2105 on: October 23, 2017, 05:26:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2106 on: October 23, 2017, 06:28:15 pm »

B if these low profile conspirators get worse we can harsh the situation right before summer

Mighty mushroom, you are right, they just beaten a large land of the empire,that don't look weak, I haven't noticed that, we need to have caution, always.

Hope he still want's to just marry the heir, or if he tries to ask something more ask for our second daughter, if he ask for the first we will have a bit of problems because of the ceodwells and we will have to decline or ask for something more.

We can use the chance of the visit to make him taste the spices, maybe we can sell part of it to him for a proxy and gain even more money,
since we will probably spend money buying fireblood material from him...( although we can sell too a bit of it for a profit)

The map made me notice a thing, anything that goes beyond  eldrican or gutba will probably have to pass through our lands (pass through two huge nations in war isn't very nice(the empire the republic), same for the saltsands and the empire/republic, (unless they really want to make a detour between mountains), it's a very nice location for commerce.


(And i am trying to figure out right now what might have happened with the elven cloaks, all in the hands of one noble? Scattered among heroes and attics of peasants?, hands of super-criminals? teared and burned? There were 200 of them.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2107 on: October 23, 2017, 06:30:04 pm »

A. Let's squash any potential rebels now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2108 on: October 23, 2017, 06:44:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2109 on: October 23, 2017, 06:49:09 pm »

A indeed, we have goodwill and we want the Army ready just in case this is a backstab by Eldrica.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2110 on: October 23, 2017, 07:34:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2111 on: October 23, 2017, 07:55:50 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2112 on: October 23, 2017, 11:39:49 pm »

You order the Spymaster to have the conspirators removed and Army regiments placed in key positions to prevent any riots.

1099 AD, Midsummer

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There must've been an informant! Otherwise this would've gone better.

While few men and women were killed, the rest of influential Felonsines simply disappeared on their own accord. Some of Spymaster's agents were killed, too. The spies and soldiers will keep looking for them but who knows what kind of plots the Felonsines might be brewing now, outside your reach?

1099 AD, Autumn

You receive a letter from King Elran III; he apologizes as his visit needs to be postponsed a month or two, as crop failure has afflicted his vast kingdom and he has to deal with this emergency first.

Your wife doesn't see you as often after the birth of Cyl. She spends more and more time in the library you sponsored her and she doesn't visit your bed as much.

And now this rumor has surfaced that she is seeing some youngster(s?) when nobody's looking. May it be she is cheating on you, for whatever reason?

A) Time to publicly call her out for this and have her confess! CONFESS!!
B) Gotta talk to her and mention consequences if she doesn't explain herself.
C) Let's bribe one of her maids to spy on her and bring us information.
D) Nonsense, my wife's loyal to me! There's no need to give in to such ugly rumors.
E) Maybe she needs gifts? She's got a library, how about a nice, ancient, Luathbasian dress?
« Last Edit: October 23, 2017, 11:46:06 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2113 on: October 23, 2017, 11:43:10 pm »

Is there no option to just talk to her without threatening her? Like a normal person?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2114 on: October 23, 2017, 11:46:17 pm »

Sure there is now ;v
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