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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 720157 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2017, 09:06:28 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2017, 09:08:20 am »

Pacifistic Intrigue and all around nice person, yay?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2017, 09:10:25 am »

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2017, 09:17:01 am »

You let Battlebrother Angst into your throne room. He greets you with circular motion of his right hand, per Alldivine etiquette.

"May all the powers supernatural bless you, King Yoe. I'm Battlebrother Angst of the Cloister of Tech, speaking for the authority of the Cloisterlords. We wish to supply you with the youths and veteran battlebrothers in return for lavish donations upon our altars. Would you be interested in such an agreement? Every two years or so, our ranks would be ready to send you your new soldiers."

A) "Agreed, let's make it formal."
B) "No, thank you."
C) "No, but can I procure men from you in times of emergency instead?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2017, 09:19:44 am »

A Hmm. Well they do sound interesting and with us not being the militant type it could help out when we need to expand/defend the kingdom. Though while I suggest we partner with these warrior priests I still suggest that we return to the best religion.... Pantheonism!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2017, 09:21:33 am »

A, the Alldivines sound pretty all right from the historical description. Soldiers without borders! Plus we have silver mines, so I think we can legitimately afford this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2017, 09:28:08 am »

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He greets you with circular motion of his right hand, per Alldivine etiquette.
Wow this is some fancy stuff.

Also wait how lavish and when, is what's important.
But probably not :I

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They'll probably be corrupt...OR, it'll probably be the pantheon providing again, but with more!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2017, 09:38:59 am »

A We should protect the mines. And their philosophy is pretty nice. Let the Templars Alldivines sit close to us so we can whisper in their ears.



The Dahnians soon descended into civil war, with three of Eón's sons vying for crown, until the Agaresians killed one of them and the other two had to form an union to survive.




So, we got really paranoid with that prophecy... and, this. The crow that got the crown would be the one that seeks our aid.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2017, 09:41:51 am »

So, we got really paranoid with that prophecy... and, this. The crow that got the crown would be the one that seeks our aid.
I'd love to say I told you so. :P But that'd be mean and blanketystatementy.
There was a grain of truth in that Dahnia went all 'BLAH SONS' and warr'd, but we should've really just gone to the Capital and found out ourselves anyway. [And time :P for big choices]
Hopefully we get the same heavy choices here and do it well, especially with a diplomat-type King.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2017, 09:55:08 am »

Might as well hop on the A bandwagon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2017, 10:10:17 am »

You agree to pay the Alldivine Cloisters every so often in return for soldiers and battlepriests.

1076 AD, Autumn

An offer of marriage from one of local kings! Specifically, Aun, King of Ceodwell, is offering his second daughter's hand in marriage.

A) Sure!
B) Naw.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2017, 10:15:25 am »

How big Ceodwell is right now? I don't know if we are in position of denying something
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2017, 10:20:29 am »

Small enough to be called 'one of local' ;v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2017, 10:22:28 am »

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Either it pays to be a wildly handsome new king or there's something up here, and in either case I want to know more.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2017, 10:28:57 am »

A Pretty sure there aren't big ones wanting to talk to us in this land of anarchy right now.
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