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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754028 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3345 on: November 20, 2017, 02:33:43 pm »

C
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3346 on: November 20, 2017, 02:36:06 pm »

D. It doesn't make sense to do this while our troops are presently in Dogethe's territory helping her fight a war, we would have to ruin our reputation by having our men turn coat or fight the rebels we sponsored. That land is valuable though, and if we can get it it makes sense to try, and we don't want to scare people off of offering us opportunities like this in the future either.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3347 on: November 20, 2017, 02:39:12 pm »

C

Good Queen Dogethe! Your friends in the capital have informed us that they wish you deposed! How would you like us to fix this problem?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3348 on: November 20, 2017, 03:01:41 pm »

You make the Spymaster keep a lid on this while you write a letter to Queen Dogethe; one of Spymaster's agents is sent rather than a normal courier, just in case.

1115 AD, End of the Year

As the skies continue to be reddish and dark, the time goes by and the yearly rituals must be maintained. For example, the yearly ritual of the Advisor coming by to your chambers, with Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands.

Happiness: 4
Population: 7
Economy: 2
Army: 5

"I must inform you, my liege, that our Treasury has been drained by our continuous procurement of supplies so our peoples can survive the winter. And the censuses seem to indicate that most of refugees have decided to settle down in Methiant after all."

"Still we, ought to repair our Treasury a little bit. Shall we raise the taxes?"

A) "Absolutely yes!"
B) "Absolutely no."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3349 on: November 20, 2017, 03:04:20 pm »

A Sorry peasants but the Kingdom needs money.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3350 on: November 20, 2017, 03:04:30 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3351 on: November 20, 2017, 03:05:02 pm »

B you can't milk a starving cow (well, you can, but it's a bad idea).
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3352 on: November 20, 2017, 03:12:33 pm »

B, we're gonna get paid by Dogethe once the invasion is repelled.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3353 on: November 20, 2017, 03:19:40 pm »

Actually from what I remember she's only going to pay us latter once she's stabilized Cylwyl so we can't count on the money for a while. That and we have no idea how long this invasion might go on for even if she was going to pay us right after the invasion which she isn't.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3354 on: November 20, 2017, 03:24:52 pm »

This is the end.

We will need cash to get through this.  Better they hate us then they starve.

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3355 on: November 20, 2017, 03:28:15 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3356 on: November 20, 2017, 04:08:03 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3357 on: November 20, 2017, 04:12:05 pm »

A. Hard times are here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3358 on: November 20, 2017, 04:14:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3359 on: November 20, 2017, 04:46:12 pm »

Eyyy boi, this going into my sig.
An unexpected honor. :D


A


Missed the earlier vote, but if I may opine: frankly we don't need or want (or can afford) to sponsor a revolution. Queen Dogethe specifically stationed the Methiant forces as a home guard while she fights on the lines. So if anything happens to her out there in the middle of a surprise war overshadowed by volcanic eruption in a time of supernatural terror, why, we'll be the de facto power in Cydwyl without firing an arrow.
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