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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 711417 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6000 on: January 13, 2018, 12:43:32 pm »

Anyway, yeah, C, even though we really have no basis to ask for anything here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6001 on: January 13, 2018, 01:01:22 pm »

B C is really, really stupid.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6002 on: January 13, 2018, 01:16:26 pm »

We've got a prophecy that says we shouldn't go west, every time we take the option that makes us go further west something bad happens. How is trying to not keep going west really stupid at that point?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6003 on: January 13, 2018, 01:19:06 pm »

Because it makes us look like weaklings who can be ignored in the future? Better to get this over with by crushing our enemies quickly. We still have far more troops than them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6004 on: January 13, 2018, 01:22:26 pm »

Yeah. I'll change to B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6005 on: January 13, 2018, 01:22:42 pm »

A

Bombardment isn't working – we're at the very edge of our range and only chipping the wall from trying to avoid their counter fire.
We don't have anything new to negotiate.
So let's see if we can capture this other son (or at least take away his army) and that will be a talking point.

Because it makes us look like weaklings who can be ignored in the future? Better to get this over with by crushing our enemies quickly. We still have far more troops than them.
We lost about 2,000 in the battle at the fort, an uncertain but probably similar number in missing horsemen. They're not winning, but we're losing. If we sit in siege and wait for their reinforcements to arrive with a martial commander we're in a lot of trouble.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2018, 01:26:23 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6006 on: January 13, 2018, 01:45:31 pm »

B
We already tried negotiations.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2018, 01:47:06 pm by Puppyguard »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6007 on: January 13, 2018, 02:01:24 pm »

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You decide to sit still while your Thundercats continue bombardment.

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It lasts for an hour before a large explosion occurs behind the city wall. Soon, a giant plume of smoke and blaze of fire follows toward the sky. Scouts report various soldiers abandoning the portion of the wall. A storage of Fireblood must've been hit by your engineers or otherwise caught fire.

Few housr later everyone can see that large portion of the capital is on fire. Scouts report that most of Thundercats on the walls are now abandoned, and few soldiers remain on their posts.

You decide it is splendid moment to...

A) Sit down and enjoy some good ale.
B) Send an offer of negotiations to the Duke.
C) Storm the city and take it by force.
D) Show no mercy by bombarding them some more.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2018, 02:05:43 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6008 on: January 13, 2018, 02:02:53 pm »

Damn them, Begin the Armageddon bombings.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6009 on: January 13, 2018, 02:04:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6010 on: January 13, 2018, 02:05:53 pm »

Charge!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6011 on: January 13, 2018, 02:07:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6012 on: January 13, 2018, 02:22:59 pm »

C sounds like a sensible enough choice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6013 on: January 13, 2018, 02:25:50 pm »

C

If we can force surrender before reinforcements arrive we save ourselves a straight fight. We might even be able to force them to beseige their own capital.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6014 on: January 13, 2018, 02:34:27 pm »

C.
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