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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719502 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6045 on: January 13, 2018, 07:39:36 pm »

You decide that there shall be no rest for the Army as it will go and help Cidric in his war against those damned lizard riders.

Midsummer, 1135 AD

You enter Esta's burial chamber. The body has been placed in a shallow sarcophagus, and most of her body sans face is under cover of velvety blanket (a necessity, said your servants). You smell herbs and flowers and something akin to vinegar in the stale air of the place.

You spend several hours talking to Esta, your vision blurry from tears and your breath shallow. But even a farewell must come to and end and you leave the chamber of undeath for the world of living.

Very quickly your officers step up to you, and both Houlandin and Connan are amongst them.

"Father!" The elder of your sons steps forward. "You had your victory, and you've proven you worth as an Emperor. Can't we have a moment of glory and lead the Army to help our sister and his husband?"

"Yes!" Connan chimes in with his reedy voice. "We will take the veterans and fresh recruits and bring you glory while you can stay and watch over the Empire!"

You decide to...

A) Deny them glory and lead the Army personally into Cydwyl.
B) Be on the safe side and let only Connan to go to war.
C) Proudly allow your sons to participate in their first war in your place.
D) Be on the safe side and let only Houlandin to go to war.
E) Stay with your sons in Methe; your Army's officers will lead the troops against Agaresians.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6046 on: January 13, 2018, 07:44:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6047 on: January 13, 2018, 07:46:16 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6048 on: January 13, 2018, 08:37:03 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6049 on: January 13, 2018, 08:38:58 pm »

D, let's see how he does and then maybe let Connan have a turn in the next war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6050 on: January 13, 2018, 08:40:16 pm »

D No, we will not let both of them run off to get killed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6051 on: January 13, 2018, 08:46:15 pm »

D They can take it in turns.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6052 on: January 13, 2018, 08:51:26 pm »

D. I'm pretty sure Connan is only 15 anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6053 on: January 13, 2018, 09:12:25 pm »

C If they share the duty, there is less room for jealousy later on.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6054 on: January 13, 2018, 09:38:10 pm »

C Eh. I mean if I remember correctly they both have the martial trait and are fairly competent with their weapon of choice so I think we should let them go for it if they want to. I mean if anything I'm proud of them for wanting to become great generals for their brother.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6055 on: January 13, 2018, 09:47:54 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6056 on: January 13, 2018, 09:56:08 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6057 on: January 13, 2018, 10:39:55 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6058 on: January 14, 2018, 12:02:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6059 on: January 14, 2018, 12:03:38 am »

Absolutely C.
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