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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 729434 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6855 on: February 02, 2018, 11:20:35 am »

Just thinking, building statues will improve our imperial authority? if so, next time we get a fuckton of money we might spend on this
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6856 on: February 02, 2018, 11:46:15 am »

It would be nice to do a bit of legacy building, just so people have something to tear down later if they get unreasonably angry about something silly like peasant/nobility marriage.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6857 on: February 02, 2018, 12:50:04 pm »

You decide not to get involved in the far west.

1140 AD, Mid-Autumn

You become grandfather twice more; within six days apart, both Estrid and Abis give birth; Estrid gives Houlandin a healthy boy she named 'Llynden', and Abis has another daughter that is named 'Dana'.

1140 AD, Winter

Gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury, while silver is once more sent to the dwarves.

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Once again, metals provide little profits; the glasswares fares better.

1140 AD, Midwinter

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You're informed by your generals and clerks that the recruitment offices have been smoothly integrated into royal bureaucracy as well as military organization of Methiant. First recruiters have already disseminated amongst the lands of the Empire, offering honest soldiering work and a new place to call home for those unlucky, homeless, of mercenary inclination or otherwise interested in serving the Methiantese nation.

1140, Late Winter

The magnificent Royal Keep of Ceremonies has been opened in a grandiose ceremony. Many noblemen attend it, if only to get drunk and mingle with each other.

All important religious and celebratory events will now take place in it, possibly dazing your subjects, guests and courtiers alike with the splendor of the carved marble and glass decorations inside.

1140, End of the Year

Just as you finished the morning meal, the Advisor seizes the opportunity to present you freshly updated Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

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Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 1
Army: 3
Imp.Authority: -2

"My liege, while the recruiters had great luck in gathering new recruits from across Methiant, the Treasury is in bad shape. The people are grumbling in disapproval and some groups of malcontent are even publicly expressing their anger with your rule. But it is the money that's our current pressing issue; the tribute to Dwarves takes away a good chunk of our income, and our Army, bureaucracy and Fireblood Court are expensive to maintain. We ought to do something." The Advisor explains several (more or less obvious) ideas your ministers and officials have.

As for Army budget...

A) Lower the assigned budget to previous amount and cut its spendng for a year.
B) Lower the assigned budget to previous amount.
C) Cut its spendng for a year.
D) Do nothing, Army is backbone of our society and must be well-oiled all the time!

As for potential increase of taxes...

A) For a year, we have to or we go bankrupt!
B) No, let's not anger the peasants even more.

"The Authority is at all time low, my liege. But mayhaps another edict could raise it? Therefore, I shall ask: do you wish to issue an Edict this year?"

A) "Of course, bureaucracy is love!"
B) "Not this year, sorry."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6858 on: February 02, 2018, 12:58:13 pm »

BBA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6859 on: February 02, 2018, 01:01:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6860 on: February 02, 2018, 01:03:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6861 on: February 02, 2018, 01:05:51 pm »

D B King made a good point lol
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6862 on: February 02, 2018, 01:07:13 pm »

We did just create recruitment offices, we can afford to drop the rest of the budget to normal levels.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6863 on: February 02, 2018, 01:12:16 pm »

BAB
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6864 on: February 02, 2018, 01:12:48 pm »

BBB.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6865 on: February 02, 2018, 01:22:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6866 on: February 02, 2018, 01:50:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6867 on: February 02, 2018, 01:56:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6868 on: February 02, 2018, 02:48:02 pm »

Merely cutting the army budget by 1 will not save enough, I think, so at least:

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But I would prefer:

E - Lower the army budget to base level (-1/y); do fund it that much
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By my recollection, the first army increase was offered when we reached 7; even with the new recruiting we will be under the cap for a couple years.
That would save us 2/y, as much as the dwarf tribute costs and put us much closer to fiscal stability, enough to risk an edict maybe.
If the army is completely unfunded they have a morale/readiness penalty and we can't intervene if our edict goes badly (or we just have riots from low happiness).

edit: mixed up the edict letters
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6869 on: February 02, 2018, 03:29:30 pm »

Point of note, we are also saving money in that we are no longer paying for the renovations of the royal palace.

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Every edict we have passed so far has lowered the imperial authority. Why would another one raise it?

Happiness is far to low to be raising taxes. We will likely already get a small rebellion this year.
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