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I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754132 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7800 on: February 22, 2018, 06:21:53 pm »

C, on one hand we let it slide that one time with Iwald and he also had it coming this time (being the challenger and all), but on the other hand Iwald's little escapade didn't result in anyone's death and could feasibly be considered an accident.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7801 on: February 22, 2018, 06:23:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7802 on: February 22, 2018, 07:03:11 pm »

C, on one hand we let it slide that one time with Iwald and he also had it coming this time (being the challenger and all), but on the other hand Iwald's little escapade didn't result in anyone's death and could feasibly be considered an accident.

Assuming you mean Iwald's fight with Saenn, if you go back and look at the roll, it absolutely would have been fatal if Saenn did not have the healthy trait and permanently cost an eye as it was. As for whether the martial son nearly split his brother's head in two by accident, well as you say we let it slide.

What was Houlandin supposed to do? Iwald directly challenged him to a duel to the death over the inheritance. If Houlandin had said no, would Iwald have stopped there? "Oh, okay. I take back all those insults because clearly a man who turns down a fight for his honor is the kind of emperor I would be too."



And as Houlandin just helped demonstrait, I think the reclusive trait disqualifies Cyl from holding the throne any longer; Houlandin killing, overthrowing, or even asking us to step down would not be the worst thing in the world.

Between Houlandin, the Council of Statesmen, and the Diplomatic Corps, I wouldn't be surprised if everybody but our faithful Advisor stops coming to see Cyl. We don't need a coup when we have a recluse.

Maybe that's figuring into our low Imperial Authority? Nobody sees The Emperor any more. We should resign to somebody more outgoing and/or do more to strengthen the institutions of government so the people have faith in it even while the emperor is absent from public life. Especially if we're going to start having older and possibly infirm leaders instead of people inheriting in their teens and leaping off the mortal coil a decade later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7803 on: February 22, 2018, 07:18:43 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7804 on: February 22, 2018, 07:28:47 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7805 on: February 22, 2018, 09:45:54 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7806 on: February 22, 2018, 09:50:49 pm »

D

This would be a lot easier if he at least showed a little remorse...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7807 on: February 22, 2018, 09:56:02 pm »

Switching to D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7808 on: February 22, 2018, 10:13:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7809 on: February 23, 2018, 02:24:14 am »

D is a weak action, A and C are strong.

Honestly, it is better that they had a duel now then a civil war later.

Also silly Iswald, if the guy doesn't have any heirs YOU WOULD HAVE INHERITED.  Too late now.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7810 on: February 23, 2018, 09:50:14 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7811 on: February 24, 2018, 06:41:12 am »

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You condemn Iwald's rashness and praise Houlandin's ability to defend himself from the assault, well, the duel.

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Meanwhile, the expeditions in Orcworld have little success. Land was charted, alright, and the vegetation continues to be healthier in the east, but besides few marauding groups of orcs, no one or nothing of note was found.

What concerns the people most at the moment, however, is the new star in the heavens. In span of two weeks, a region of space dark and dotted with tiny speckles like all others have been illuminated by appearance of a luminous object. It is white-ish and very bright star, and, what startles people the most, is visible, albeit dimly, even during the day.

A) Doom is upon us! We need to find a Wizard, and quick!
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C) We must consult with best astrologists and mystics about this!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7812 on: February 24, 2018, 07:11:52 am »

C

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7813 on: February 24, 2018, 08:47:07 am »

C, that's not one we've seen before!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7814 on: February 24, 2018, 09:12:26 am »

Sounds like a standard supernova to me. If we had a college of learning we might figure that out on our own.

C even though I'm not sure I trust them...
Heavenly phenomena so far have been heralds of strange happenings, but rarely involved directly.
On the other hand, the masses expect to see us doing something even when we have nothing to do.
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