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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 718203 times)

Haspen

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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #840 on: June 27, 2017, 02:30:21 pm »

You launch a salvo of heat-seeking pom-poms!

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The highly advanced pom-pom heat-seaking fluff missiles robotech all the way toward the birb, and then explode harmlessly in poofs of colorful confetti!

"Damn those pom-poms!" As your copter flies through the cloud of paper bits, the angry Austrian guitar man shakes his fist at the the confetti clouds! "They do nothing!" Even the Nnrg shake their heads at the pom-poms, which did nothing!

$) Compose an angry haiku about the pom-poms uselessness!
&) Let's catch up with the birb with copious use of NITRO!
#) The Wave Motion Waterhose is the only valid option remaining!!
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 02:32:38 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Glass

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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #841 on: June 27, 2017, 02:33:17 pm »

&#! &#! Nitro toward them and wave the motion hose at the same time! This is a plan without flaw nor possibility of error!
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Draignean

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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #842 on: June 27, 2017, 02:36:51 pm »

$

Feverish Pom-Poms
Explosions of Confetti
Yet they do Nothing!
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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #843 on: June 27, 2017, 02:47:38 pm »

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Feverish Pom-Poms
Explosions of Confetti
Yet they do Nothing!

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10ebbor10

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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #844 on: June 27, 2017, 02:50:22 pm »

$
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Glass

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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #845 on: June 27, 2017, 02:51:31 pm »

This game of weirdness
Gives us explosive pom-poms
But they are useless!
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Re: THE FANTASTIC FEVERISH FICTION FABLE OF YOE THE ACIDMAN!
« Reply #846 on: June 27, 2017, 02:56:46 pm »

I mean, we don't want to hydrate the birb, we just want our egg back so we can make an omelette & something.

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Re: THE ABSOLUTELY ACIDIC VOYAGE OF KING YOE THE MUSHROOM-TASTER
« Reply #847 on: June 27, 2017, 03:13:29 pm »

~Feverish Pom-Poms
Explosions of Confetti
Yet they do Nothing!~

Your moustache'd guitar player raises a scoreboard.

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5 out of 10*

The Nnrg politely clap at your moderately good contribution for the grorious haiku culture.

Then the Nnrg point at the skies in front of your chopper - you've cleared the mountains! You can see that you're getting close to your castle, and so is the ~ANGRY RAVEN~, and thus you decide to...

Ē) Call the Advisor and ask him to activate the Sidebirb AA batteries!
Ė) Call the Marshal and ask him to alert the elite Birb Hunter Squad!

ALTERNATIVELY you can...

Ę) Attempt to shoot down the King of Ravens with the WMW!
Ě) Attempt to catch up with the birb by using nitro!
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 03:30:05 pm by Haspen »
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crazyabe

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Re: THE ABSOLUTELY ACIDIC VOYAGE OF KING YOE THE MUSHROOM-TASTER
« Reply #848 on: June 27, 2017, 03:26:22 pm »

F, All of the Above.
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Re: THE ABSOLUTELY ACIDIC VOYAGE OF KING YOE THE MUSHROOM-TASTER
« Reply #849 on: June 27, 2017, 03:29:05 pm »

E
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Re: THE ABSOLUTELY ACIDIC VOYAGE OF KING YOE THE MUSHROOM-TASTER
« Reply #850 on: June 27, 2017, 03:34:21 pm »

AA Birb batteries go!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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